Jan 28 2008Channing Tatum Continuing Buzzcut Streak in 'G.I. Joe'
From AICN comes news that Channing Tatum is the latest to join the what-does-it-matter cast of G.I. Joe. He will reportedly be taking on the role of second-in-command, Duke, or, for those of you unfamiliar with the canon, the guy who you thought was named G.I. Joe. I speculate the young actor will take any role that allows him to wear a wifebeater and a buzzcut, a theory supported by his next role, the lead in Guy I Hated in High School.

Reader Comments
1. proteon - January 28, 2008 7:36 PM
this is ridiculous WHITE RICE IS WHITE!!
2. leyendecker - January 28, 2008 10:32 PM
The name Channing Tatum seems less like "I'm an action hero" and more like "I write trashy romance novels".
3. Grace - January 29, 2008 1:59 PM
Is he ever going to be in a movie where he doesn't have the name Duke? I mean, sure, in She's The Man he was supposed to be Duke Orsino, but seriously the same name twice in a row! Does he just have a gravitational pull to scripts where his name is Duke?
4. Bob - January 29, 2008 3:35 PM
Dude that fucking pretty boy aint Duke. Duke was a fucking badass