Bond Girl Officially Named, Quickly Effed By Bond

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Of all the credentials a young actress can add to her burgeoning resume, few are as strangely-coveted as being crowned Bond's next film-f***. For months, speculation has run rampant as to who would be next be sacrificed to the loins of Daniel Craig, but at last we have an answer in Olga Kurylenko, who you recently saw in Hitman, if you saw Hitman for some reason. The casting process, per usual, followed the same stringent guidelines given to Poison roadies when finding groupies to bring back to the bus: Just make sure she's hot--and no trannies.

Gemma Arterton, previously rumored for the "Bond Girl" role, will instead be playing Agent Fields, head of selling cookies in malls.

Kurylenko lands lead in Bond film [Variety]