Jan 30 2008'Blonde and Blonder' Clip Invents Pornless Porn Genre
As any ardent comedy-porn fan knows, the only thing that makes the negligible plot, clichéd characters, and goofy, seemingly improvised comedy based on how hot yet oblivious the girls are tolerable is the knowledge that a graphic sex scene is sure to follow. So, I ask, if the Pamela Anderson/Denise Richards vehicle Blonde and Blonder has all of these elements except the sex, what is the point of this film, outside of nearly fulfilling some distant, decade-old fantasy of mine? If you thought unnatural aging and Hepatitis had already sapped all of Pamela Anderson's desirability, watch this clip--it turns out she had some left to lose.
Reader Comments
1. J - January 30, 2008 3:12 PM
Well there went my time and my brain cells.
2. Bean - January 30, 2008 3:15 PM
STOP IT, HOLLYWOOD, STOP IT! ARRRRGHHHHH!
3. Niki - January 30, 2008 3:51 PM
And worst performance by a guy playing dead goes to.....
he has a lot to learn from the guy who plays Bernie.
4. wendy - January 30, 2008 4:47 PM
Pain.
5. masterless - January 30, 2008 6:19 PM
Pams boobs are so stiff now that they wont jiggle for shit and I dont get a stiffy from her anymore. EXIT STAGE LEFT>
6. Brandon - January 30, 2008 7:19 PM
Pam already had no credibility. And now neither does Denise. Now I have to wonder if she had stayed married to Charlie, would she have done this.
7. AJLAJ - January 30, 2008 7:48 PM
I think Denise had her implants removed.. just in time for this movie. Huh, that makes about as much sense as Paris Hilton for President.
Why would a dumb blond have her implants removed?
it sounds like a joke I know but, I don't have a punch line for ya.
8. Donkey Lover - January 30, 2008 8:04 PM
Women with No Asses....
Where did their Asses go. Do women's asses fall off when they get older?
These two assless old stinks look half-baked without their asses. I hope they can find their asses or get them back from whoever took them.
9. Darthvoy - January 30, 2008 8:08 PM
Somewhere out there in the world a kitten just died
10. Gink - January 30, 2008 8:32 PM
this is going to be better than cloverfield.
11. aury - January 30, 2008 9:07 PM
pam looks like a jacked up dolly parton.
12. tulanegrad - January 30, 2008 9:27 PM
Are you kidding me?! Who would actually pay to waste their time seeing such a ridiculous display of 2 washed-up actresses trying to desperately make money by making fools out of themselves?! Seriously! Even Legally Blonde is better than this.
13. malicious - January 30, 2008 10:35 PM
just sad
14. Mr Semprini - January 30, 2008 10:37 PM
I dunno... kinda liked it.
15. unicornzrawk - January 31, 2008 2:06 AM
Horrible
16. Nixie - January 31, 2008 3:11 AM
Oh come on haters!!! I laughed my ass off twice in that little clip!! and i'm a brunette girl!
that was hilarious!
17. g - January 31, 2008 3:35 AM
who cares two losers
18. feckless - January 31, 2008 8:19 AM
They should have just been content with doing the voice overs for the Chipmunks.
19. FRT - January 31, 2008 8:36 AM
The end is near...or should I say HERE!
20. momo - January 31, 2008 9:04 AM
i wud tap both of them
21. zoidion - January 31, 2008 9:10 AM
I like Pamela Anderson. She's real. There, I said it. She doesn't have illusions about who she is--even she knows she can't act. She has a heart, even if she's a little tasteless. But, so what? She's never claimed to be anything but what she is. So there!
Denise Richards is just unappealing on so many levels.
22. BaldAsBritney - January 31, 2008 9:40 AM
Brintney done went crazy. In the rubber room as we speak...
23. Furious - January 31, 2008 9:45 AM
"Oh come on haters!!! I laughed my ass off twice in that little clip!! and i'm a brunette girl!
that was hilarious!"
Just proves the theory that females have no sense of humor. That was as bad as Britney's british accent.
24. zzzza - January 31, 2008 10:05 AM
Denise Richards is pretty hot given that shes had some kids. Charlie Sheen is a fuckin gay retard for scaring her off, shes a total MILF.
25. Lerxt73 - January 31, 2008 10:06 AM
Great - given the success of that little clip, they've already begun work on the sequel:
Blonde & Blonder 2: This time the Blondes go in Space
http://imdb.com/title/tt1139576/
26. Alex - January 31, 2008 10:10 AM
What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes? Heath Ledger jokes will get old.
27. hnb - January 31, 2008 10:25 AM
recycled story??
:)
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28. DBomb - January 31, 2008 10:36 AM
I actually had a good giggle from it. Reminds me of the 80's. Oh Police Academy... where have you gone.
Seriously folks, get a sense of humour. Sure, this movie looks bad on so many levels, but you gotta laugh at the retardedness of it all. Like dude said "Pornless Porn".
Weren't all 80's comedy movies like that?
29. Fabulous - January 31, 2008 10:40 AM
I smell oscar....!
Tell me that there is also a David Hasselhoff cameo and I will simply die!
Boffo, kudoes and schrieks! I laughed, I cried and I am never changing these drawers because of what this moment has meant to me.
30. b - January 31, 2008 10:55 AM
I never thought I'd question Charlie Sheen's taste in women.
Now I do. Richie Sambora's, too. They poked THAT?
Eww.
31. amma - January 31, 2008 11:54 AM
I thought it was cute! I agree, Pam Anderson has NO illusions as to who she is or her acting ability. Don't know that much about Denise, she's very pretty though. This just looked silly and I believed that was what they were aiming for. Lighten up fer chrissakes!
32. Celebutard Hater - January 31, 2008 1:44 PM
Pam = Stereotypical braindead prefab slut, age 40. Has no talent whatsoever and you can't even fuck her without your dick dissolving in her toxic waste, AIDS ozzing pussy. I know that the same can be said about practically every cunt in Hollywood, but at least the younger ones are still pretty to look at. Actresses are almost extintc, there are only whores left.
Denise = Even dumber, meaner, even less relevant and even more unappealing than Anderson. At least fucking Pam "Human Blow-Up Doll" Anderson had the good sense to retain her monstrous juggs and to stay bullimic so she can somewhat pretend she's still hot. Compared to Pam, Denise looks flat, fat and not very funny.
And no, admitting they're shit doesn't make them any less shitty
33. capt mitch - January 31, 2008 2:12 PM
That was just fucking painful to watch