Dec 20 2007'The Hottie and the Nottie' Poster Dares to Call Paris Hilton 'Hot'

Paris Hilton looks like a transvestite with some jacked up weave.
I don't know how anyone finds her the least bit attractive. Then again, maybe they're all snorting the same shit Paris is. In which case, Michael Jackson might resemble Eva Longeria-- and that's a happier place.

this poster is going to give me nightmares for years. expect a lawsuit.

How disgusting that this movie would make fun of someone else to benefit Paris.
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And, to the movie producers: Paris Hilton may have great hair (weaves), and be somewhat thin, but she's honestly got one of the uglier faces around. Maybe she could get that nose fixed.

That film looks utterly shit.

Well, I for one do find Paris the least bit attractive.
Untalented, lacking a soul or any semblance of worth, but attractive.

Answering the phone during bad sex is not hot.

What's ironic is Christine Lakin (the girl that plays the Nottie), is actually quite hot in real life. I'd take her over Paris anyday.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003115/

Wow, classy touch with the warts.

Hello,

Here is a link to the trailer---the first one I have found so far:

http://www.etonline.com/news/2007/12/56724/index.html

Who has found more clips (especially the ones showing PARIS in lingerie)?

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Huh. The nottie looks kinda like Jerri Blank, which only makes me want to see a movie in which Jerri destroys Paris' self esteem and then beats her senseless.

At least the "nottie" won't have you taking Valtrex the rest of your life.

I also find it interesting they had to label who was hot and who was not.

Probably directed by Alan Smithee.

yeah, the 'nottie' is actually hotter than Paris.

I find it funny that the Nottie is (unsurprisingly) a brunette and Paris is 'hot' with blonde hair and blue eyes..
Hair which she dyes (her natural color is brown) and beautiful blue eyes that she has to 'remove' every night because they're actually the result of colored contact lenses.

What's with Nottie's eyes? Is she supposed to be an alien? They are huge.
Why did they get an attractive person and turn them ugly with a penned in unibrow and stick on mole? There are plenty of ugly actresses out there. Hell, Paris should have played the ugly one, it would make a lot more sense.

I thought that these were pictures of Paris BEFORE and AFTER plastic surgery and photoshop fix.

Paris is as cute as this!!!! You found more photos and videos on http://www.femmate.com. No doubt, she's BI. She dates girls and men.

This is what they had to do to make Paris the "Hottie." Give the other girl --

( a ) Blood and mud running down her legs
( b ) A unibrow
( c ) Digitally stretched-out eyes
( d ) A set of tobacco-stained, crooked Cletus teeth from a costume shop.
( e ) A huge witch mole
( f ) Acne

If I were Paris, I would not exactly be flattered by this. Usually glasses and a pulled-back hairdo suffice to depict the "homely" girl, but to make Paris look hot they had to turn her competition into something inhuman. And even then, if you compare their torsos, the "Nottie" has a more girlish, lickable bod.

This one should go straight to kindertrauma.

This is problem I have read about on blogs such as people like Furious D, people
become CELEBS and get on the A-List not because they can act, sing or have talent or being a box office draw. No, they get there be getting on the cover of tabloids.

Case in Point with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, they get huge salaries by studios because they get on the cover of tabloids for getting drunk and puking all over themselves and being stupid spoiled whores.

What about their box office earnings, all of Paris' films are direct to video trash, and Lohan's theatrical released have all BOMBED at the box office.

They are not famous for being talented, but rather for the attention they recieve from the press.

This is so ridiculous and hilarious that I'm having trouble believing this is an actual movie. Sadly, it appears real and I weep for our future.

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AHHHHHh ZOMBIE!!!

nottie is actually beautiful minus the zombie prosthetics...lol

Paris subscribes (as we all do, except perhaps for ole wart-twat D. Richards) to the known fact that NORDIC chicks are the the most attractive.

oh, she is so beauty, and i like her very much.
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and another ripper to put in the not essential viewing pile of shit.

Christine Lakin is very pretty in real life.

Oh I can't wait to see this movie!!!!!!!!

sweet fuckin jeesus - how come all the spammers type like downsyndrome Filipinos?
Take a fucking english course so we all get a bit of respite.

yip so i'm considering hanging out at the movie theaters and punching the crap out of anybody who attempts to see this piece of garbage but I don't think anybody is that stupid.

You all talking shit. If Paris showed up at your house tomorrow, you would fuck her until the cows came home.

I'd prefer to NOT get herpes there, ice dragon.
She's fucking disgusting. I'd rather fuck a loaf of bread.
I'd rather gargle a bucket of shit than touch that THING.

Hey, she probably uses condoms. Not like that mexican slut Alba. Now that she's knocked up, people will hardly want to see her as much. Lets face it, for all the "I'm not sexy" talk, she knows her only value comes from her tight body.

oh so not hot ahggaggaag

beauty is in every person. racism is not beautiful. labeling an belittling is not beautiful. every time you consume gossip and these comments a part of your soul is lost.

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Shouldn't this be called "A Tale of Two Shitties" or "The Two Notties" or "Bizarre crooked faced rich white slut who gives horrible head gets another shot in a bad movie"???

ZOMG she is so fucking gross!

And the ugly girl is nasty too!

#3-
She did "fix" her nose. It just turned out worse than it was before. I actually liked her nose before the sugery though. -shrugs-

Right on #3!!! That nose has to go. I think Paris is pretty, but not beautiful. With all of that money, she looks like everyone else; dry straw fake blonde hair, over emphasized tanned skin, too skinny and with all of that make up on I bet she tells all of her friends and f*kbuddies to invest money in MAC make-up stock.

#34 Wheat or white?

what the hell

The "NOTTIE" looks like Nikki Hilton...lol kinda.

yeah, Christine Lakin is freakin hot. She was the the hot ass daughter on the show Step by Step. Paris gives me an STD just by looking at her.

This is ridiculous! What happened to "the Notties" legs? Why are they all streaked? This is one of the stupidist posters for a movie I have seen.

paris hilton is always hot. whatever you spoilers say!

I think a more fitting title would have been "The Herpe and The Hemorrhoid", and should definitely have to do with contracitng venereal diseases, panty flashes, and sex tapes. Jamie Lynn Spears could cameo about the joys of getting impregnated by a total fucktard, while Lynne Spears brags about her fantastic parenting skills to Cathy Hilton. Then, at the end, the ugly girl becomes President of the United States and the pretty girl (Paris, I guess) is eaten by a ten foot tall walking syphilis.

Writing strike? What writing strike. I'm crossing the picket line for this shit right here. Then maybe Christine Lakin would ride my baloney pony.

The Nottie looks like Nicky Hilton before Surgery. She looks healthier, though.

JESUS CHRIST! She's Al from Step by Step??? She was quite pretty even then... she ended up being the hotter sister. I bet she could have found a better job than the "ugly girl" in a Paris Hilton movie, what happened?.

Hey the ugly chick kinda reminds me of Lindsay Lohan without makeup after a drug fueled party week.

Now, she is so charming. Do you know so many men are crazy to her and often share her videos at pubspa.com

I wanted to see just how the nottie looked in real life i wanted to see if she was ugly, turns out...she not she's actually prettier than Paris

wait... this is a movie? wow. i thought someone made this on photoshop. eeew.