Dec 14 2007First Three Minutes of 'Cloverfield'
With non-stop monster destruction, huge explosions, and shaky handheld camera, Cloverfield looks to be the #1 movie of next year that your mom would hate. For me, it would be something like this:
"What is this, a rich party? I thought this was monsters."
"Mom, shhh."
"Is his a home movie? I didn't pay to see a camcorder show. Wait... did you make this? Is this one of your movies?"
"No, Mom. Please, be quiet."
"What is all this terrible noise? All this shaking camera is making me sick. I'm going to wait in the car. You have fun with your Draculas movie."
So, I guess my point is to watch this preview, but don't take your mom. Just have her drop you off and pick you up, like usual. Thanks for the tip, Dave.
Reader Comments
1. theol - December 14, 2007 4:06 PM
it's a lion?!?
or it's alive
2. databody - December 14, 2007 4:23 PM
fuck yeah my mom and i are going to love this!
3. Casey Serin - December 14, 2007 5:22 PM
I think I saw its butt between two buildings in the distance. It was enormous!
4. stepherz - December 14, 2007 5:27 PM
i cannot WAIT for this.
5. Willravel - December 14, 2007 7:04 PM
Dude, is this your way of telling me that.... we have the same mom? We're brothers?! Holy shit, I had no idea.
I'll see you at Christmas. You're getting a book because I don't know you.
6. Paladin - December 14, 2007 9:58 PM
Same here #4... I can't wait for it either! Almost a month!
7. Judas Iscariot - December 15, 2007 10:05 AM
What happens when you nuke Cthulhu?
Cthulhu reforms 15 minutes later, only is now radioactive.
8. Nathan - December 15, 2007 10:35 AM
its not a goddamn fucking lion... you would think people understood that by now
9. Francois Bourque - December 15, 2007 10:59 AM
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
It's alive, because it awoke from it's sleeping city, R'lyeh. And now, Cthulhu is comming to fuck everyone up.
Badass.
10. Tommy - December 16, 2007 11:09 PM
9/11 scared the fuck out of me; that's probably why this works, too.
11. Jim Treacher - December 17, 2007 6:00 PM
When they all narrowly avoid getting killed by the head of the Statue of Liberty, and then stand around taking cellphone pics of it? Yes.