Dec 17 2007AM Poster Post: 'Meet the Spartans' Sticks it to Movies/Celebrities with Lame References
From the pointless trailer, we knew that Meet the Spartans was set to continue down the same tired path of Scary Movie and Epic Movie, squeezing as many random recent movie and pop culture references together as possible into 90 minutes and hoping someone laughs. But aside from 300, Stomp the Yard, and something about Britney Spears, the trailer provided few examples of just who would be on the receiving end of the comedy skewer. Thankfully, this poster corrects that.
Dane Cook-guy doing a hand gesture? Haha, guilty as charged! Dane Cook does do that! What if Shrek was a baby, and Spider-man was a woman? That might be funny, right? How about if a Spartan mock-raped Paris Hilton, and she has an inexplicable giant mutated hand? Hilarious. And I'm not sure if that's meant to be Sanjaya or a singing Yahoo Serious, but he has big hair, and that's definitely funny. Thank god there's straw laid out for when I shit the ground laughing.
Meet the Spartans Poster [IMPA]
Reader Comments
1. shablam - December 17, 2007 12:26 PM
That's a hybrid of paris hilton and that hunchback that betrayed the spartans in 3000. i am sure hilarity will ensue......
2. J - December 17, 2007 12:41 PM
This testament to modern film making took TWO directors - that's twice the hilarity!!! Can I give them my money right now???
3. groonk - December 17, 2007 12:45 PM
damnit all. someone kick that dimwit square on the head.
you know, the one who backs this lame ass nonsense.
4. RedRocket_69 - December 17, 2007 1:07 PM
Deformed hands are comedy gold! Didn't you see Scary Movie #-whatever, with the butler and his mutated hand!! ..no, I couldn't stand that movie either, but at least they're recycling, and that's important in this age of global warming and whatnot.
5. Superevil - December 17, 2007 2:04 PM
100$ says this will be just as gay as Epic Movie & Date Movie.
6. Ramon - December 17, 2007 2:12 PM
Is the middle supposed to be Megatron? this movie looks TERRIBLE.
7. Jumpin_J - December 18, 2007 11:51 AM
Oh this movie looks so good. Oh what's this by my cubicle? Oh, it a drawer. I think I'll stick my head in it and open it and close it until this film leaves the theatres.
8. April - December 19, 2007 10:53 PM
Whats up witchu so how have u been up to when u was so crazy at the movies last deember I forgot.. I really love it chris brown but whats wit us