Dec 21 2007AM Poster Post: 'Horton Hears a Who' Creepy Character Posters

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Have you ever dreamt of seeing Paul Dano's character from Little Miss Sunshine reimagined as a creepy Muppet thing? This and many more Horton Hears a Who-related prayers have been answered, under the cut.

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Horton, like all elephants, is so large that he would crush any box Nickelodeon presents him with.


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Classic "money shot."


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Spoiler alert: the Whos also hear Horton!


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Kind of like Julia Roberts, but more attractive. Am I wrong?

Horton Hears Some Posters [CanMag]

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I never understood Horton.

Near as I can figure, in the middle of writing this book, after creating his 147th imaginary creature, when conceiving Horton, Seuss, wanting to wrap this thing up and ship it off, takes a swig of whiskey and says "Fuck it. Enough with the bambuzzers, whipstilts and cragnuggins....let's just make him an elephant."

lol, an emo in a kids' movie...FINALLY!

It looks like Pete Wentz, but cleaner and less girly.

Where are the Wickersham brothers?

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