Dec 21 2007AM Poster Post: 'Horton Hears a Who' Creepy Character Posters
Have you ever dreamt of seeing Paul Dano's character from Little Miss Sunshine reimagined as a creepy Muppet thing? This and many more Horton Hears a Who-related prayers have been answered, under the cut.
Horton, like all elephants, is so large that he would crush any box Nickelodeon presents him with.
Classic "money shot."
Spoiler alert: the Whos also hear Horton!
Kind of like Julia Roberts, but more attractive. Am I wrong?
Horton Hears Some Posters [CanMag]
Reader Comments
1. The Moat - December 21, 2007 11:33 AM
I never understood Horton.
Near as I can figure, in the middle of writing this book, after creating his 147th imaginary creature, when conceiving Horton, Seuss, wanting to wrap this thing up and ship it off, takes a swig of whiskey and says "Fuck it. Enough with the bambuzzers, whipstilts and cragnuggins....let's just make him an elephant."
2. Russell Reyes - December 21, 2007 11:38 AM
lol, an emo in a kids' movie...FINALLY!
3. Bobby - December 21, 2007 11:33 PM
It looks like Pete Wentz, but cleaner and less girly.
4. brennie - December 24, 2007 7:49 PM
Where are the Wickersham brothers?