AM Poster Post: 'Meet the Spartans' Sticks it to Movies/Celebrities with Lame References

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From the pointless trailer, we knew that Meet the Spartans was set to continue down the same tired path of Scary Movie and Epic Movie, squeezing as many random recent movie and pop culture references together as possible into 90 minutes and hoping someone laughs. But aside from 300, Stomp the Yard, and something about Britney Spears, the trailer provided few examples of just who would be on the receiving end of the comedy skewer. Thankfully, this poster corrects that.

Dane Cook-guy doing a hand gesture? Haha, guilty as charged! Dane Cook does do that! What if Shrek was a baby, and Spider-man was a woman? That might be funny, right? How about if a Spartan mock-raped Paris Hilton, and she has an inexplicable giant mutated hand? Hilarious. And I'm not sure if that's meant to be Sanjaya or a singing Yahoo Serious, but he has big hair, and that's definitely funny. Thank god there's straw laid out for when I shit the ground laughing.

Meet the Spartans Poster [IMPA]