December 23, 2007 - December 29, 2007 Archives
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When re-telling the story of a cross-country car race with the goal of hitting civilians--a tale originally interesting only for its absurdly kitschy concept and the inclusion of Sylvester Stallone and David Carradine--you need to find someone who will do it justice. In other w... / Continue →
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The first two shots from The Incredible Hulk have been released, revealing that Edward Norton as Bruce Banner wears Dockers and his watch on the inside of his wrist. So cool. Summary: Edward Norton stars in this new beginning as Bruce Banner, a scientist desperately hunting fo... / Continue →
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Stop-motion genius Henry Selick directed the modern classics The Nightmare Before Christmas, James and the Giant Peach, and aquatic life stuff from The Life Aquatic; Neil Gaiman wrote Stardust and The Sandman comic series, a paperback manifestation of Cure songs; They Might Be ... / Continue →
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God, lens flares: so hot right now. WALL-E Stills [Ropes of Silicon]... / Continue →
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Because of the holidays and all, it's a really slow news week, so here's a new image from Iron Man. It's just like the first image shown of the suit, except they somehow managed to make it even less interesting. Whereas before he was standing with one foot raised--poised for co... / Continue →
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With this first image from Bolt, Disney reminds you that, in-between their charming Pixar releases, they also have some other cutesy shlock to throw at you. The family-friendly giant looks to be taking their classic Homeward Bound formula (two dogs and a cat go cross-country) ... / Continue →
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Another cliched tale of a pretty girl forced to marry one man--who's clearly an asshole--when she loves another? I'll pass. Wait a minute, you say she'll be wearing a big puffy dress? Like with hoops and stuff? Giant, elaborate coiffures, too, you say? Don't tell me there will... / Continue →
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So, living for a day means finally indulging your group stocking fetish? I don't get it. IMDB says: Guinevere Pettigrew, a middle-aged London governess, finds herself unfairly dismissed from her job. An attempt to gain new employment catapults her into the glamorous world and ... / Continue →
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Poster 1 Pros: Jeffrey Dean Morgan's creepy glare and disembodied arm do a lot to explain Uma Thurman's look of surprised terror. Flowers are pretty. Cons: Colin Firth looking past Uma like she's a Magic Eye poster. Sorry, buddy, but there's no making her character three-dime... / Continue →
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This teaser for NBC's attempt at bringing interest to Knight Rider is very short, pointless, and looks like the introduction of a Fear Factor challenge, but it does let you hear Will Arnett's update to the voice of their talking car. Does anyone else think they made him say "He... / Continue →
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This is yet another goofy sports movie, with Will Ferrell playing the standard wacky, funny-haired Will Ferrell character you've come to expect, but this R-rated trailer seems to be differentiating itself in an odd way: with a deluge of dick jokes (particularly in reference to ... / Continue →
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Normally I wouldn't recommend this just-what-you-think-it-is Ice Cube/Tracy Morgan comedy (unless you think it's another chapter in the Friday series, which it's surprisingly not) except to reassure your lack of faith in humanity, but something very magical has happened. In a C... / Continue →
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UPDATE 2: Now shows proper numbers and standings! 1. National Treasure: Book of Secrets - With a holiday haul of $65.4 million, Jerry Bruckheimer is probably already working on National Treasure: The Search for Uncle Sam's Tomb. 2. I Am Legend - Like Tom Hanks in Cast Away, a... / Continue →
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It appears Abigail Breslin has grown to the size of a building in order to avoid the dangers of sharks and cartoon pirates. Gerard Butler remains a homeless Indiana Jones while Jodie Foster seems to be halfway through a transformation into Reese Witherspoon, and she's holding a... / Continue →
