Dec 13 200710,000 B.C. (or so) Trailer
It takes a special kind of talent to combine massive, over-the-top action scenes with historical accuracy of The Flintstones. Unsurprisingly, it's the same kind of talent that combined Ancient Egypt with portals and lasers, unpatriotic aliens with computer viruses, and giant lizards with stupidity.
That's right, Roland Emmerich, director of Stargate, Independence Day, and Godzilla, has a new one on the horizon, and it looks right up there with all his best. Called 10,000 B.C., it could have more accurately been named Anything That Seemed Sort of Cool in a Fairly Large Window of the Past, Across an Impossibly Diverse Geography. Riding wooly mammoths in an empire at-par with the Aztecs? Yeah, I think I remember that segment in VH1's I Love the 10,000 B.C.s. Classic scene of the time.
Reader Comments
1. Wendy - December 13, 2007 7:22 PM
I'm assuming this is the prequel to unfrozen caveman lawyer.
2. Herner Wartzhog - December 13, 2007 7:35 PM
Mmm terrible cg tigers, im there.
3. MrGutts - December 14, 2007 7:17 AM
OK I would like to volunteer to help stop the ASShats like #3 on here.
Maybe add a image confirmation before posting; Or make people register to post, so if they get out of hand you can BAN their ass..
4. Wendy - December 14, 2007 9:44 AM
Yeah I really liked that I could post without creating an account, but I can suddenly see the need.
The image thing you're talking about is called CAPTCHA http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captcha
5. Jumpin_J - December 14, 2007 11:16 AM
Actually, I think it's the sequel to "1,000,000 Years BC". It takes place in the future, and Rachael Welch has had so much surgery she evolves into Pamela Anderson.
Bottom line: This film better have hot Cavewomen sex in it or it's going to tank.
6. jim - December 14, 2007 11:29 AM
Who knew that American English was the first language ever spoken?
Why did the mammoth growl like a tiger? And... is that Morgan Freeman as the Token Black Guy? Ghastly.
7. Windier E. Megatons - December 14, 2007 11:32 AM
What the hell empire is that supposed to be? The first major organized civilizations didn't spring up for thousands of years after 10,000 BC. Also, they have metal tools... in the Stone Age. Is this movie even set on Earth?