Nov 21 2007'Teeth' Poster, Trailer, Deadly Lady-Parts
Teeth is about a girl with teeth in her vagina, which she uses to murder unsuspecting vagina-goers. I don't know what else to say about it, besides that I'm impressed that the tagline evokes one of the creepiest visions I've ever imagined, a mental montage of Georgia O'Keeffe paintings, '80s rockers Poison, and creepy guys that would call a vagina a rose.
Trailer under the cut.
Teeth Teaser Poster and Trailer [Ion Cinema]
Reader Comments
1. alise - November 21, 2007 3:34 PM
That is THE WEIRDEST concept ever. And oddly, I kinda want to see it.
2. Mella - November 21, 2007 4:48 PM
Wait--that's actually the plot?
3. Tim - November 21, 2007 4:51 PM
Stupidest idea EVER!
4. databody - November 21, 2007 6:16 PM
ha ha i can't wait
5. Zbigniew - November 21, 2007 7:42 PM
It is Sigmund Freud's idea, but I didn't think he wrote screenplays.
http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/vagina-dentata/
6. Mithel - November 21, 2007 9:02 PM
The actually named the character O'Keefe. Good Lord.
7. reece4tw - November 21, 2007 10:25 PM
carrot top better be in this movie.
8. Brian - November 21, 2007 11:38 PM
Best movie to fight STD's and unwanted pregnancies to come out.
9. Tim - November 22, 2007 9:14 AM
I just found the wonder part of this movie on http://www.naturistspace.org , yes, real great!
10. Phil - November 22, 2007 11:27 PM
This is going to do for heterosexual sex what JAWS did for ocean swimming.
11. Rossco - November 23, 2007 2:39 PM
I think you'd pretty much have to both hate sex and yourself to want to see this movie, haha. So, religious fanatics? ;-)
12. Warren Piece - November 23, 2007 3:29 PM
Interesting.... Edo Van Belkom wrote a horror novel about the exact same premise - even named the same - BEFORE this movie came out. His name is credited nowhere.... hmmmmmm.....
13. niles - November 23, 2007 4:53 PM
Wait... is that an acting commendation that I see at the top of the poster? Can anyone read it?
That might be the weirdest part of all...
14. Dashiell - November 23, 2007 7:25 PM
am I the only one having ideas about toothbrushes?
15. scrappy - November 23, 2007 10:04 PM
oh fuck yeah. i can't wait to see this one!
16. HOT GIRLS - November 24, 2007 7:48 AM
Some idiots deserve that... http://www.spymac.com/details?2308170 good idea for a movie
17. diggers - November 24, 2007 9:20 AM
I love movies but this one is stretching to no lows. *burp* http://www.spymac.com/details/?2309564
18. Libby - November 25, 2007 5:13 PM
this is some serious misogynistic shit
19. Tina - November 26, 2007 1:14 PM
Not really misogynistic if you see it this way: "If you get over the rather distasteful subject matter and focus on what's beneath the surface, you'll find a flick that's got a whole lot to say about young women and their fear of burgeoning sexuality, society's general distaste (and, let's face it, fear) of the female sex organ, and the ways in which men do a serious disservice to womankind by treating their "naughty bits" as if they're something to be ashamed of.":
20. stickykeys - November 26, 2007 1:49 PM
can you imagine some movie about a man with a penis that had fangs, and killed women with it? i hate this sexist bullshit. I hate racist bullshit movies like "White Chicks" too. Can you imagine a movie called "Black Hos"?
who signs off on these projects? They should be charged with a hate crime.
21. HOT GIRLS - November 26, 2007 3:36 PM
I think this is one of those movies that I will never watch http://www.spymac.com/details/?2309884
22. TeacherLady - November 27, 2007 9:05 AM
Actually, I remember Ben Elton saying that he thought it would be a great idea for women to have vaginal teeth... Rape would be a whole new experience for rapists....
23. hey tina - November 27, 2007 8:15 PM
tina...you think too much.
Oh, and i wanna fuck you.
24. PsychoChild - November 28, 2007 9:43 AM
WTF you've gotta be kidding me...
25. Tina women these days are whores - November 29, 2007 5:48 PM
Burgeoning sexuality and womens fear of it? Have you looked at myspace latley. Ever girl has like 25 pics of her vagina
26. What - November 30, 2007 11:46 PM
How does she brush her teeth? I would like to see that!
27. tom - December 2, 2007 2:21 AM
The great novel Snow Crash used a modern version of a vagina dentata as a plot device (protection for the young heroine.) There's an interesting Wikipedia entry - vagina dentata has quite a long history...
28. tom - December 2, 2007 2:25 AM
(continued) - My point being that they didn't just make this up for the movie.
29. crystal - December 3, 2007 10:23 PM
Oh great. Another movie that will get heterosexual men everywhere to want to go down on their ladies. It's a myth with a history. Kind of like a vampire movie where access to the monster's bite is a little more selective. This is horrible. When will they make "Attack of the Killer Trouser Snakes?"
30. Hm. - February 18, 2008 3:25 PM
I hear it's a comedy. But, sort of a horror. Think of how "Hot Fuzz" was an action movie, that's how "Teeth" is a horror. Both are appealing to the genre, with humour thrown in.
Don't quote me, though. I could be wrong.
31. Jenni - June 23, 2008 2:13 PM
comments number 23 and 25 you're dickheads you're the type of guys vaginal teeth would be GOOD for! How ironoc when faced with intelligent women you bys (dickheads) need to use sexually disgusting insults?! are you not intelligent enough to agree that we women are ALWAYS RIGHT and you're NOT! To be honest what's with the insults sad fools!