'Teeth' Poster, Trailer, Deadly Lady-Parts

November 21, 2007 Comments

Teeth is about a girl with teeth in her vagina, which she uses to murder unsuspecting vagina-goers. I don't know what else to say about it, besides that I'm impressed that the tagline evokes one of the creepiest visions I've ever imagined, a mental montage of Georgia O'Keeffe paintings, '80s rockers Poison, and creepy guys that would call a vagina a rose.

Trailer under the cut.

Teeth Teaser Poster and Trailer [Ion Cinema]

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