Teeth is about a girl with teeth in her vagina, which she uses to murder unsuspecting vagina-goers. I don't know what else to say about it, besides that I'm impressed that the tagline evokes one of the creepiest visions I've ever imagined, a mental montage of Georgia O'Keeffe paintings, '80s rockers Poison, and creepy guys that would call a vagina a rose.
Guillermo del Toro has done many great things as a director, but perhaps none will have the continued resonance of the discovery he made in Pan's Labyrinth: that it's really f***ing freaky when a creature has eyes on its limbs rather than its head, where you'd expect them. Afte... / Continue →
After rising to popularity among the unpopular with his lead role in the Evil Dead series, episodes of Xena, and some of the more enjoyable parts of Spider-man, Bruce Campbell has earned himself somewhat of a cult following among the sad and convention-going. So, obviously, wh... / Continue →
Up until now, all of the previews we've seen of Sweeney Todd have been strangely devoid of both song samplings (considering it's a musical) and Johnny Depp dressed like Red Skelton (considering that wouldn't make sense). This new clip solves both of those issues.
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