Nov 20 2007Sienna Miller Joins Evil Forces of Cobra

When I first heard G.I. Joe was being directed by the same guy who did The Mummy Returns and Van Helsing, any and all slim hope I had for a film based on action figures was lost. So does it come as any surprise that pro-ana spokesmodel Sienna Miller will play Baroness, bringing her patented style of anti-acting to the evil Cobra character? No. No it doesn't.

We might as well get Brendan Fraser in here to play Duke and call it a day. I'm sure we'll barely notice the atrocious performances through all the forced allusions to the current war.

Sienna Miller signs up for 'G.I. Joe' [Variety]