Nov 1 2007Shrek 4 Title Fills Me With Untold Rage
Shrek Goes Fourth!? Shrek Goes Fourth!? Seriously? Jesus.
Somehow they've managed to make the name more annoying than the comedy. They've got to be kicking themselves that such a witty naming scheme was only conceived after the plainly-titled Shrek 2.
So, in honor of Shrek's hilariously non-conventional numbering, here are enough potential titles to take our favorite green mongoloid into the next millennium, when they will undoubtedly still be making Shrek movies.
Shrek is F***ing 5tupid
This Makes Six Terrible Shrek Movies You've Watched
Shre7en
Shrek Eight a Lot (because he's fat!)
Shrek [Whatever Shrek's Surname is] (Shrek deals with aging)
Shrek X (featuring Shrek as a cyborg)
Dreamworks Plans "Mind," "Shrek 4" [DarkHorizons]
Reader Comments
1. Rose - November 1, 2007 1:18 PM
Good future titles. they should use them.
2. shinfifo - November 1, 2007 2:53 PM
What the hell... they are ripping off the titles of each Blackadder series.
Blackadder
Blackadder II
Blackadder the Third
Blackadder Goes Fourth
Hmmm no similarity at all.
3. Mella - November 1, 2007 3:46 PM
Those bastards ignored my suggestions for the first sequel:
2 Shrek 2 Furious
S2: Judgement Day
From Russia with Shrek
The Shrek Ultimatum
4. Kevin - November 1, 2007 5:20 PM
Don't forget "Shrek Balboa."
5. Blog Me - November 2, 2007 12:53 AM
Shrek XI: The green foreskin.
6. Ezz - November 4, 2007 8:06 AM
American History Shrek