Nov 28 2007Mr. Skin Names Top Film Nude Scenes of 2007
At long last, Mr. Skin, the internet's leading authority on how to watch movies like the big pervert in 8th grade--finding and awkwardly discussing movie nude scenes, however sad and brief--has released his annual list of the top twenty naked ladies in film.
Here's the list, but make sure to go check out Mr. Skin's page for incisive observations like: "Lucy Liu affords four different chances for you to be a looky-loo at her lickable nay-nays." What is a looky-loo? One who looks at nay-nays, I'm guessing.
1. Marissa Tomei - Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead2. Keeley Hazell - Cashback
3. Natalie Portman - Hotel Chevalier
4. Christina Ricci - Black Snake Moan
5. Sienna Miller - Factory Girl
6. Roselyn Sanchez - Yellow
7. Malin Ackerman - The Heartbreak Kid
8. Eva Mendes - We Own the Night
9. Lena Headey - 300
10. Stormy Daniels and Nautica Thorne - Knocked Up
11. Alexa Davalos - Feast of Love
12. Chelan Simmons - Good Luck Chuck
13. Wei Tang - Lust, Caution
14. Ashley Judd - Bug
15. Olivia Wilder - Alpha Dog
16. Ana Claudia Talancon - Alone With Her
17. Danielle Harris - Halloween
18. Heather Matarazzo - Hostel: Part II
19. Amber Valetta - The Last Time
20. Lucy Liu - Blood Hunter
Seriously, Heather Matarazzo? From Welcome to the Dollhouse?? Whatever you say, Mr. Skin.
Mr. Skin's Top 20 Movie Nude Scenes of 2007. [Mr. Skin]
Reader Comments
1. jumpin_j - November 28, 2007 3:53 PM
Stormy Daniel did a mainstream film? Is she out of her effin mind? Let this be a lesson to all you hot young blonde, big boobed porn stars to be. Don't ever, EVER do a mainstream film or you will lose all credability. You'll just turn to another Pam Anderson. Just call me instead. Wink wink.
2. Morocho - November 28, 2007 6:05 PM
No Gillian Anderson?! I know the nude scene was dark, and a few years too late, but still...
3. sam - November 29, 2007 1:21 AM
problems with Mr Skin.. he has proliferated the celebrity 'nude scene' to such an extent that actresses are now more likely NOT to show boobs in their next film. That's why Natalie Portman is so reluctant to do anything, she knows it'll be over the net faster than Britney's snatch.
4. detached - November 30, 2007 2:16 PM
Um. These all seems to have chicks in them. I think breeders should stick to doing what they do best. Overpopulating the planet.