Mr. Skin Names Top Film Nude Scenes of 2007
At long last, Mr. Skin, the internet's leading authority on how to watch movies like the big pervert in 8th grade--finding and awkwardly discussing movie nude scenes, however sad and brief--has released his annual list of the top twenty naked ladies in film.
Here's the list, but make sure to go check out Mr. Skin's page for incisive observations like: "Lucy Liu affords four different chances for you to be a looky-loo at her lickable nay-nays." What is a looky-loo? One who looks at nay-nays, I'm guessing.
1. Marissa Tomei - Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead2. Keeley Hazell - Cashback
3. Natalie Portman - Hotel Chevalier
4. Christina Ricci - Black Snake Moan
5. Sienna Miller - Factory Girl
6. Roselyn Sanchez - Yellow
7. Malin Ackerman - The Heartbreak Kid
8. Eva Mendes - We Own the Night
9. Lena Headey - 300
10. Stormy Daniels and Nautica Thorne - Knocked Up
11. Alexa Davalos - Feast of Love
12. Chelan Simmons - Good Luck Chuck
13. Wei Tang - Lust, Caution
14. Ashley Judd - Bug
15. Olivia Wilder - Alpha Dog
16. Ana Claudia Talancon - Alone With Her
17. Danielle Harris - Halloween
18. Heather Matarazzo - Hostel: Part II
19. Amber Valetta - The Last Time
20. Lucy Liu - Blood Hunter
Seriously, Heather Matarazzo? From Welcome to the Dollhouse?? Whatever you say, Mr. Skin.
Mr. Skin's Top 20 Movie Nude Scenes of 2007. [Mr. Skin]