Nov 5 2007More 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Images To Chew On

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For whatever reason, I can't help but follow the developing disaster that is Alvin and the Chipmunks with a sense of awe and bewilderment. I guess I can understand updating the characters with new, terrible jokes and real-world CGI effects for a new generation (I got over that with Garfield and Underdog), but why make them so intensely unlikable?

If you'd asked me an hour ago how to make a chipmunk look like an absolute douchebag, I would barely know where to start. Now, thanks to this image, I've relaized that, like a frat boy, it takes little more than an oversized hoodie, overly-gelled hair, and a look of aggressive arrogance to get the point across.

How can they carry such looks of smug satisfaction when we already know one of them eats feces? That's right--In case you'd forgotten, the trailer revealed that Alvin shoves Theodore's poop in his mouth to save him the embarrassment of having shit on a table. (In fairness, similar situations have occurred on The View.)

Enjoy a fecal reminder and another image, under the cut.

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The A is for "A-hole"

Simon looks just like Harry Potter. But furrier.

"Simon looks just like Harry Potter. But furrier."

...which is bound to lead to some interesting fanfic.

What's the avg. lifespan of a chipmunk? I imagine this is the story of a man who can't let his glory days go, and raises a new generation of chipmunk's each cycle to trot out his past hits. We're probably on fifth generation chimpunks by now. Sure to be a tragedy.

I hate Alvin

I hate the chipmunks

They are just a few buch of low class fiends from hell trying sesesperately to get a motherfucking body

i hope the die soon.... really soon.... Its chipmunk season motherfucker!

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