Nov 12 2007'Major Movie Star' Trailer as Bad as Expected

First.

Is she the official actress for Hollywood rip-offs?

I'd cum on her floppy tits.

The part where her head is bobbing up and down looks pretty good!

"A little less dog, a little more doggie-style."

Truer words were never spoken.

Rendered...speechless....

her acting has improved a lot since her first acting role but as for the movie itself.....comparable to a Disney movie--which is about her speed.....parents take your 12 year old daughters to see this one!

It is talentless girls like Jessica that show all the other talentless girls on earth that porn is the only way to make money without working when you have no talent. So jessica accept what you are and find someone with a video camera and step in front of it and start sucking dick!

keep in mind #8 that Jessica was reading her lines from a script..so it is hollywood producers and all us paying people who go to the theaters that want to see sexual content...actors are only doing their job! ....just saying

Dear webmaster, I can't believe you made me watch this. I'm scarred for life. I'll forever have this trailer running like an endless loop in my head. At the very least it could have had Jessica Simpson naked, or at least the sound muted, but no. Curse you!

Jessica Simpson is more than just a pair of perfect, round, and luciously suckable boobs.

She's more than that and I for one will be trying to think of those things while I'm jerking off in a few minutes.

#8 you just happen to sooo right and Jessica will find out sooner than later. Nice tits, nice ass and the rest better be nice of even the porn folks will spit on her!!!

Two words...

"TOTAL GARBAGE!"

Worth a squirt.

Checklist

1. Must have vapid, talentless, in the moment bimbo.

2. Must be full of latest sayings and catchphrases to appeal to those who use only these things in sentences.

3. Must be an unoriginal, entirely implausible concept.

4. Must have goofy, retard time soundtrack.

5. Must feature Viveca Fox.

I'd say we have another movie that will be played nightly on TBS.

this looks like private benjamin

I think an angel died from just the very act of me watching that.

This is a straight to DVD movie, right?

#17, I think Jesus just wept, or maybe that was an onion. Not sure.

looks like a crappy remake of "private benjamin".

I don't think it looks that bad... give her a break

"I don't think it looks that bad... give her a break"

Jessica, stop posting about your own movies. We all know it sucks.

no

Wow.............

I just burned a couple of brain cells right there.

only about 2 more films till she does anal. I cant wait!

#8 So who's going to make movies for all the talentless girls on the planet if not for Jessica Simpson and her ilk? Are you saying only those people with a sterling wit and faster-than-the-speed-of-light brain synapses should be allowed into the cinema? NAZI!! Thanks to Jessica Simpson, some of those stupid twats that go to see this movie may actually become a contributing member of society instead of another welfare mooch.

That being said, this movie sucks like a collapsed super nova.

#20 - I'm with you on this one - I really don't think it looks all that bad - she is improving

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! "I don't think it looks that bad GIVE HER A BREAK?"
WHY?
She's awful, she's an IDIOT, she is paid money for NOTHING (except guys seem to like her boobs)..........get real. What a piece of garbage this movie is.
I love Superfish writing "STEVE GUTTENBERG? IN A MOVIE?" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Another straight to dvd anti-classic that will be shown on commercial tv on friday nights.

this looks just awful. jessica is retarded but i kinda relate to her cause she's just so ridiculously dumb and so am i. ill probly watch it and laugh my ass off though
i like that her character name is Meghan you don't hear that name in movies

this will be another upn movie classic that i watch one sunday with nothing to do...

I'll end up seeing this anyway -- my brother has two parts in this movie, one of which is that redneck truck driver towards the end ("little less dog, little more doggy style").

What the hell.. this movie has been done already. Godie Hawn was in it. I swear this movie will flop much like the Dukes of Hazzard! Stop remaking stuff with her in it. She sucks!!!!

I think it looks cute. Jessica Simpson is hot.

#27 - that "IDIOT" as you call her is making millions ....the joke's on all of us! She may not can act, but girl is raking in the dough

It's an older Cadet Kelly.

Words for Daddy Joe: Double D stands for "Direct [to] DVD".

Way to make joining the army look like fun and games, Hollywood! Definitely, nobody dies in the army, but you do get to make out with cute boys!

Seriously. Can we send her to Iraq? Please?

@ #34 - Money making ability DOES NOT EQUAL INTELLIGENCE, especially in Hollywood. Case in point, Britney Spears. Seriously. I pity you for spending time defending Jessica Simpson instead of, you know, getting an education, which you obviously could use to your benefit. Seriously.

Good lord, was that classy, cute, and talented Native American actor Adam Beech in that mess?

Yes, she is cute. Some of my friends told me she has left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistonly.com. many celebs posed nude, rencetly such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are intersted in nudim. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistonly.com. Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.

massive failure? poorly acted? well, DUH????

I stopped caring about it and was just focusing on the fact that Keith Dudemeister from Scrubs was in it for about ten seconds.

@#38 - Did I say anything about money making ability equals intelligence? WTF? And this has nothing to do with Britney Spears, why bring her up? All I said was girl is raking in the dough, ..... I'm not spending my time defending Jessica Simpson, I was simply leaving a comment on here, since, you know.... this is what this forum is about, leaving your opinion and all..... - I pity you for reading too much into my comment.

This is a made for TV movie, right? Would people REALLY pay to see this?

@17 Looks like straight to Family or Disney Channel. Looks like a pilot that never makes it to television.

Why is Cheri Oteri not doing better than this?

dont worry to all you talking about wanting to see her tits. she'll probably promote this movie by rolling around in mud and dirt in a camo bikini. ya know, how she whored herself in the Boots are made for Walking video for the Dukes of Hazzard.

what a hypocrite

The Dukes of Hazzard made $111m worldwide. Do NOT underestimate the stupidity of the buying public (of many nations).

um, Private Benjamin?

If you commenters are so inter-leck-chewal, why did you watch the trailer? Seems to me a lot of people need to find something they can feel superior to. I doubt if it's being billed as anything more than clean family fun. It works, she's cute. What's the problem?

Comparing her to Spears is just wrong. She isnt tacky, insensitive, high, or a fake singer. Even if the movie is a terrible, it will be good enough for me to get my Jessica boner and bust my big black nuts on her soft white juggs.

I like Jessica Simpson, but maybe she should stick to singing.
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Jessica in not talented. She can look awesome pretty but there are no brains in that pretty package. I am amazed that anyone would waste money to buy tickets or dvd's to watch anything she does. America scares me sometimes.

So what is this, again, "Beethoven's 20th" or something like that?

I think I just threw up in my mouth.....

Somebody owes me 2 minutes of my life back for watching that trailer. Is her 15 minutes up yet? When is she going to be "forced" to do porn already?

Jessica Simpson,
where has your love gone
It's not in your music, no
You need a vacation
to wake up the cavemen
And take them to Mexico
Jessica, Jessica Simpson
You've got it all wrong

#35 is right, Didn't Hillary Duff already make this movie? I hope there's lots of ribbon twirling and an Awesome ROTC drill team competition at the end!

This is Legally Blong meets the "Army Strong" = Uhm wow... is someone just throwing Jessica a bone or did some writer really want their stuff finally on the big screen? What happened??

For the record... no way would I go pay 10 dollars to see that!

I dont feel bad for her at all, she is the one who agreed to this movie knowing the script and concept of it all. She desperately wants to be a respectable actress, so badly that shell take any movie thrown her way. Eventually maybe shell get a good one, with great costars and a well written script, and get a better acting coach so she doesnt look like half the kids in my highschool plays did, but who knows. She has a great voice, and a rockin body, but shes a divorced hasbeen idiot, cant hold on to too much hope for a gal like that.

who in hell will see it?
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I am only sad that the video was removed from Youtube so that I can't enjoy it like the rest of you.