'Iron Man' International Trailer Has a Woman
A new international trailer for Iron Man has been released that, though shorter, shows off more of the relationship between Tony Stark and Gwyneth Paltrow's Pepper Potts. The only logical reason for the inclusion of a larger female role for international audiences is, unfortunately, that Marvel Studios thinks America is gay.
How did you get this idea, Marvel? Was it the insane popularity of the Broadway version of The Producers? It's funny and entertaining, all right? It doesn't mean anything. Is it the number of Express Men permeating our nation's malls? Come on, everyone needs a dress shirt sometime. Don't judge. Canada is just a close friend, nothing more. Haven't you seen how much we love sports and beer? Granted, we have no excuse for the continued popularity of Madonna, but at least point the finger at France first. Have you seen these guys?
Also, the inclusion of Black Sabbath's Iron Man in only the U.S. Trailer implies Marvel thinks America want the most literal interpretation of heavy metal we can get.
'Iron Man' International Trailer [YouTube]