'Fool's Gold' Poster is Very Tan

\n\nI have no idea what Fool's Gold is about, but based on this poster, I'd have to assume...\n\n- During an unseasonably warm February, true love takes a dive.\n\n- Kate Hudson has been captured by McConaughey's animal grip. There is no saving her.\n\n- Matthew McConaughey has a dude version of the Midas Touch, which applies a thick layer of bronzer to everyone and everything he touches.\n\n- What was thought (by Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson) to be an extremely valuable metal, typically used for a variety of jewelry and adornments, ends up being a relatively worthless collection of iron pyrite.\n\n- Matthew McConaughey is, like, this awesome dude. Kate Hudson is totally a babe, and she's in this hot bikini. You do the math.\n\n- The newly-retitled Surferapist!\n\nI refuse to look up the actual plot, but let me know if it's somehow either better or worse than these options.\n\nFool's Gold Poster [IMPA]