Nov 29 2007First Look at 'The Zohan'

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When I heard that I would be getting my first look at "Zohan" today, my excitement reached an all-time high. What new man, whose name clearly begins with a Z, would be walking alongside Lindsey Lohan's thinly-tighted legs? Billy Zane? Soccer star Zinedine Zidane? The animated corpse of Zero Mostel? The anticipation was palpable.

So imagine my disappointment when I learned "Zohan" was not, in fact, the cutesy name of Lindsey Lohan and a mysterious Z-man, but rather a new Adam Sandler comedy co-starring Mariah Carey and Rob Schneider (inevitably playing another half-retard with a shouted catchphrase, I assume) and helmed by the director of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.

In You Don't Mess with the Zohan, Sandler plays an Israeli Mossad agent who fakes his death to move to New York and become a hairstylist, a concept that will hilariously allow for both racial and gay jokes, and maybe even an enraging goofy accent. Then again, it's written by Judd Apatow and Robert Smigel, so I don't know what to think.

First look at Zohan! [JoBlo]

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Reader Comments

Ah ah ah there Vince; you cannot be half a fanboi. You either are or aren't on apatows jock.

HAHAHA JOCK!@!@!

Is that really what it's called? "You Don't Mess With The Zohan?" And that's what he looks like? Coen Brothers are gonna be pissed.

What is the Jewish male adoration of the "Overdone and Flamboyant Male Poser Hair' joke all about?

you sure ben affleck isnt starring in this movie? lol

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