Nov 29 2007First Look at 'The Zohan'
When I heard that I would be getting my first look at "Zohan" today, my excitement reached an all-time high. What new man, whose name clearly begins with a Z, would be walking alongside Lindsey Lohan's thinly-tighted legs? Billy Zane? Soccer star Zinedine Zidane? The animated corpse of Zero Mostel? The anticipation was palpable.
So imagine my disappointment when I learned "Zohan" was not, in fact, the cutesy name of Lindsey Lohan and a mysterious Z-man, but rather a new Adam Sandler comedy co-starring Mariah Carey and Rob Schneider (inevitably playing another half-retard with a shouted catchphrase, I assume) and helmed by the director of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.
In You Don't Mess with the Zohan, Sandler plays an Israeli Mossad agent who fakes his death to move to New York and become a hairstylist, a concept that will hilariously allow for both racial and gay jokes, and maybe even an enraging goofy accent. Then again, it's written by Judd Apatow and Robert Smigel, so I don't know what to think.
First look at Zohan! [JoBlo]

Reader Comments
1. proteon - November 29, 2007 12:49 PM
Ah ah ah there Vince; you cannot be half a fanboi. You either are or aren't on apatows jock.
HAHAHA JOCK!@!@!
2. Dracula Jones - November 29, 2007 1:08 PM
Is that really what it's called? "You Don't Mess With The Zohan?" And that's what he looks like? Coen Brothers are gonna be pissed.
3. woodhorse - November 29, 2007 5:28 PM
What is the Jewish male adoration of the "Overdone and Flamboyant Male Poser Hair' joke all about?
4. drew - November 29, 2007 9:50 PM
you sure ben affleck isnt starring in this movie? lol