Nov 14 2007'Definitely, Maybe' Trailer Definitely Isn't Interesting
Having Ryan Reynolds regale me with tales of his sexual conquests, but toned down for an audience consisting of Abigail Breslin and romantic-comedy fanatics, has never been high on my list of experiences to have before death. But at least now I know that seeing a two-minute preview for such an experience, complete with a comedic record screech, won't change that opinion.
Incidentally, what kind of sick fuck answers his daughter's question of how he met her mom with an hour-long story about the various women he's courted, never revealing who the mother is? If she asks where babies come from, maybe he can give her several detailed stories of the lurid ways he's had sex with women, and she can guess which makes a baby.
'Definitely, Maybe' Trailer [Moviefone]

Reader Comments
1. steve - November 14, 2007 12:50 PM
whoa, blpressure, calm down man, take a xanax.
What does "bl" stand for anyway? black labia? That's just a disgusting screen name. Black Labia Pressure.
2. cindy - November 14, 2007 12:54 PM
damn, those are funny comments. whoever writes these is a comedic genius.
3. bas - November 14, 2007 1:00 PM
Awww
4. HollywoodRed - November 14, 2007 1:14 PM
"Incidentally, what kind of sick fuck answers his daughter's question of how he met her mom with an hour-long story about the various women he's courted, never revealing who the mother is?"
This movie SHOULD star Neil Patrick Harris with voice-over work by Bob Saget. And it shouldn't be a movie, it should be a TV show. Something tells me CBS would love it!
5. henry - November 14, 2007 1:59 PM
actually this movie is pretty good, saw it at a sneak preview last year
6. RR - November 14, 2007 2:35 PM
I can see Ebert's review now, "No maybe's, this DEFINITELY is some gay shit."
7. halflifefull - November 14, 2007 6:02 PM
Sooo its basically "How I Met Your Mother" with no regard to age-appropriate parenting.
8. bobby - November 15, 2007 6:47 AM
Either the girl/guy writing this stuff is not American or Maddox. I can't believe that there could be two funny americans on this planet?
9. j@cko - November 18, 2007 2:08 AM
Abigail Breslin was remarkable in Little Miss Sunshine. She's got a promising talent.