Nov 12 2007Bay to 'Transformers' Fans: I Hate You and Will Deceive You
Thanks to the immense popularity of giant robots--and owing largely to the intense enthusiasm of fans--Transformers managed to become the third highest grossing film of this year, even beating out the films with pirates and boy wizards. So what does director Michael Bay have in mind to return the favor to these fanboys who created such a huge buzz for his film? Fucking with them as much as possible. As Bay told Rotten Tomatoes:
One thing I do know is I know how to screw them up more. We're going to leak a lot of false information all over the place. I now know their game. They're going to get a lot of script treatments that they think are going to be the script. They will never see the script. We've got scripts and treatments written up that we're going to leak. No one's going to know.
Way to go, Mike! That will teach these assholes to show undeserved enthusiasm at your next action-filled turd! Let them know that next time they show relentless interest in a film franchise long before its release, it sure as hell better not be yours. And how about you start sending some of the Transformers DVD cases out empty--or better yet, full of feces or anthrax or Bad Boys 2? Anything that will really telegraph "you've made me rich and successful beyond my wildest expectations, now F off, you stupid nerd."
Bay Prepares to Fake Out Transformers Fanboys [Rotten Tomatoes]
Reader Comments
1. Duchess of Dork - November 12, 2007 4:39 PM
Fuck Michael Bay, that pretentious asshole.
2. The Last Beefy Spicy Taco - November 12, 2007 4:45 PM
Michael Bay can suck a big one
3. Feckless - November 12, 2007 5:18 PM
I think the only people interested in a blow job from Michael Bay are Perez Hilton and Tom Cruise.
4. Koko - November 12, 2007 6:25 PM
I like that Bad Boys 2 comes after feces and anthrax... teehee!
5. Lou - November 12, 2007 6:31 PM
I rather have feces and anthrax than to have to watch Bad Boys 2. Not a big fan of Bay.
6. Miles Long - November 12, 2007 8:06 PM
Michael Bay and M Night Shyamalan should run away to a deserted island together and go fuck themselves and have a baby named Ego.
7. blpressure - November 12, 2007 9:26 PM
I love Michael Bay! Anyone who tries to read leaked scripts of a film is too nerdy for their own good and deserves to be lied too. Whatever happened to waiting for something to be released before talking shit about it.? Get a life fanboys and learn to have patience.
8. proteon - November 12, 2007 9:32 PM
Can I tell you I didn't even see Transformers until last weekend. I don't even have to tell you how it was because you already know. Let hte record show I am not the kind of asshole to leap up and say I told you so - noooooo - I waited MONTHS! IT SUCKED! BWAQHAHAHAH! I don't remember ever reading any posts here about why it was so awful though. WHY VINCE?!?! LET IT GO MAN!!!
;jasfdjk;lasdflk;jafsd;jklasdfjk;l!@!!!!
9. Andy - November 12, 2007 11:54 PM
I also agree blpressure, and do agree Bay is a good film director. He knows how to switch it up and create a great movie full of entertainment. HE CREATES ORIGINAL MOVIES. And to the fanboys, and idiots at AINTITCOOL can suck it. It's nice to hear that Bay will fuck with those spoiled people that constantly want spoilers and leaked stuff.
10. sofia - November 13, 2007 2:57 AM
I hate Michael Bay http://www.spymac.com/details?2295012
11. anti-sofia - November 13, 2007 10:35 AM
I like Michael Bay
12. blpressure - November 13, 2007 2:14 PM
The haters can suck Bay's balls. He could make it happen too, he has the power and money to buy them and make them work on his next big project. Every film he does needs more extras to dive away from exploding cars than the last one. Not all the stunt guys make it and that where "rent an idiot" comes into play. Don't worry, if you survive you get a free Optimus Prime!
13. Screaming Meat Nugget - November 13, 2007 2:55 PM
Michael Bay's ingredients to success: explosion, love scene, explosion, love scene, explosion, love scene, explosion, explosion, explosion, explosion, love scene, explosion during a love scene.
14. Duchess of Dork - November 13, 2007 3:14 PM
..how is a movie based on a 22 year old franchise "original"?
15. blpressure - November 13, 2007 3:36 PM
Who doesn't like movie explosions? If you have a home theater system with a decent subwoofer they rock! (your house literally) and love scenes are fine depending on who's starring. Megan Fox for example is a good choice but would have been better with some nipple on show.
Explosion during a love scene is going too far, that makes the movie a creampie porn video.
16. Lord Mangus - November 13, 2007 7:47 PM
goddamn. all u fucks defending bay need to wake up.
what the hell did u faggots watch when u were a kid my little pony?!
no director should ever have to "deceive" the true fans.
17. steve - November 14, 2007 12:49 PM
whoa, blpressure, calm down man, take a xanax.
What does "bl" stand for anyway? black labia? That's just a disgusting screen name. Black Labia Pressure.
18. blpressure - November 14, 2007 3:07 PM
Jealousy is such an ugly thing haters. I think yr jealous because you're all sad little amateur film makers, and u know the only people who will ever watch your DV cam crap for the rest of yr life is about 100 people on youtube and stage6. And your probably all emos too.
19. Miles Long - November 14, 2007 9:27 PM
Let's take a look at some blockbuster directors: Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Ridley Scott, uh, Michael Bay. One built a science fiction franchise and is an innovator in advancing technology in motion pictures, one is a recent Kennedy Center Honoree and constantly touches our hearts and provokes our minds, another made one of thee, if not the best, science fiction films of all time in Blade Runner, and finally, one just pulled his dick out of blpressure's mouth and put him back in the cage before considering how to make more offensively bad films that condescend his audience. Figure out which is which.
20. blpressure - November 15, 2007 12:54 PM
#19. Bow down to King Bay, kiss his feet, apologise now and he will spare your life. If not, you can join the others strapped to a large structure of some sort and exploded on New Years Eve. This will all be filmed. Shortly after the explosion I will randomly reach out and touch Megan Fox's hand. It's going to look beautiful on 35mm, it won't make an sense but it'll look awesome!
21. AD - November 16, 2007 4:14 PM
So he doesn't want people to have spoilers and leaked info (real, that is) on his movie before it's released. Big effing deal.
Overdramatic fanboys.
22. Miles Long - November 18, 2007 8:10 PM
#21. I'll be sure to conceal and bring all the Bay masters with me.