Nov 20 2007Angelina Jolie Sort of Naked in 'Beowulf'

they know why they animated angelina's body. with the real body one would have to do a horror movie!

Her movements are pretty awkward and the expressions are simply crappy. Nice going guys, she looks like Angelina but she moves like a South Park character.

Forget unobservant 1-4: where in the fuck did she get high heels in Midevil England? Harrods?

And the animation looks more like Jon Voight than Angelina.

1-4 are so unobservant they can't even spell medieval right

@3: Actually, that would have made more sense, since she's supposed to be Grendel's Mother... a creature I always envisioned as a MONSTER, not a seductive naked lady.

I've come to the conclusion that the 3D animators just REALLY wanted to do a naked woman. I mean, they even gave her FRIGGEN HIGH HEELS, thus destroying any shred of respect I had for this movie. Thanks for saving me money; no chance of me watching this crap now.

7 - as opposed to lowevil? highevil? OK I stand corrected.

She is sexy and gorgeous. I was told that her personal blog was found at a celeb singles website called http://Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger or something just like that. But I don't think she has enough time for writing a blog on the internet. Maybe it's done by her fans.

she does the stupidest accents

Um, yeah.... you wanna see her naked for real? It's called "Gia". This is complete shit.

Obviously just some techie geeks wet dream come true. Not even remotely attractive.

I don't get it. Grendel's mom didn't have a vagina? Is that what the big plot twist is here?

maybe not her body, she is more sexy and hot than that??

it is not nice...oh...

This is NOT animation... it's motion capture, the crappiest, laziest form of making something look animated. Why do they keep using this method when it obviously looks like crap? To properly turn motion capture into something semi-realistic (Gollum in LOTR, for example), animators re-animate everything you see, using the motion capture as reference only. Why didn't they just do this film live-action, or properly animated????? They should leave animation to Pixar, who actually understand a thing or two about it.
I'm not sure if the intent was to have a certain "look", but the characters are poorly designed rendering the images even more unimpressive... why does Angelina not have a neck?

On an unrelated note, what the f- is with all the advertising for some stupid date site in the comments section of this site?

i really dont like angelina jolie. her tattoos are fuking disgusting i wonder if brad pitt finds it sexy or scary..

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this must be the worst piece of high-closs-no-porn-but-porn-trash I've ever seen. the sword caressing, powder spilling bullshit coulkd also have been part of the classic "top secret". it's a retarded teenager's wet dream and a disgrace to filmmaking.

#8 I agree with you...Beowulf's mother was described as a monster, but this is Hollywood, so they knew they'd have to throw in some @ss for people to go see it. Even Conan the Barbarian back in the day had a couple of sex scenes.

I haven't seen Beowulf yet, so I'm wondering how close the script stays to the actual poem. Anyone see it in 3D? If so, how was it?

This movie is for big fat acne faced role-playing GEEKS.

If you watched the movie, you will notice that when SHE is speaking with her son, she was in monster form. She is a demon and can transform as her 2nd son was able to.

No rise from my soldier.
I'll need to go watch Gia now.

Notice how the sword, a sign of male virility, is strong is wielded courageously in the beginning of the scene. As the story progresses, and as Beowulf succumbs to the womanly advances, his sword first drops, then disintegrates as his will is sapped by the temptress. Yes, this is all well documented in my books.

that's her accent from Alexander! *ze horror*

Saw it in 3D...fucking loved it. To all the haters, you will turn one day and enjoy this great film at some point. Regardless, its a turning point towards the digital cinema age and we will see a lot more films like this in the future.

Oh ya, movie of the year. See it in 3D for a full immersion visual experience.

Why the heck does a mediaeval monster wear high heels????? What are the Hollywood movie makers snorting????

Jolie is fucking ugly.

Hey Dave, #10: You're a dumbfucking prick. Take that shit out of here.

She is speaking like a Pole speaking English? Obviously one of those many Americans who couldn't manage an English accent.
She is much skinnier than that, if her body was like that she'd still look OK.
HIGH HEELS???? I missed that? Oh shit this is MY history and culture they are fucknig with here, DAMN THEM, should have got the BBC to make Beowulf instead.

rent "Gia"

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i just hate angelina jolie. what the f*ck is that accent?

Well, since we're going there, why the hell did she have a Scottish Burr in that God awful movie Alexander the Grrrrreat?

She sucks at accents, and yes, Gia was the only good thing she did.

Ah, this is silly, it looks pretty bad, but it is Beowulf, and it was done by (with? near?) Neil Gaiman. I'll see it. I suppose it will be worth the $10, or the rental. I wish that things didn't suck so much though.

Golden horn?! ;) lol.

hot hot hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she is a goddess.

just picture jennifer aniston in the role hahahahahha

Aniston wouldn't lower herself to be associated with crap like this. She's a decent comedic actress who doesn't have severe mental problems ; )

I bet this totally un-hot shit even gets the Academy Award for Best Animated instead of Rattatouille...

She probably looks so weird because any proper animator wouldn't lower himself to doing this stuff.

Wow, the CGI face looks more f---ed up sick than the real one.

Who's body is it supposed to be that they glued her head on? Is that in the script? Some kind of Frankenstein theme?

@36- "Alexander" had almost every accent except Macedonian as far as I could hear...including drunk Leprechaun.

@37- Neil Gaiman is associated with this mess? I almost walked out on the previews for this that were shown before some other movie. It looks embarrassing.

Angelina is nasty and creepy. I heard her blog was posted on ridiculousINTERNETscams.com, but I doubt many A-list(???) celebrities would be stupid enough to do that, and I doubt you folks are stupid enough to believe an A-list celebrity would do something that stupid.

She looked HOT and the scene, was HOT too. Based upon this story, the demoness needed to be so seductive and hot that she could sway a man's soul and have him make the deal and consumate with her.

Angelina Jolie was the perfect choice and in that guise if she offered it to me, I'd take it too. Just as the sword melted so would my soul, digital Angelina can have me anyday!!

This cutscene is TOO FUCKING LONG I wanna play already! Fucking hell, this is worse than a Squeenix game.

Saw it in 3D...fucking loved it. To all the haters, you will turn one day and enjoy this great film at some point. Regardless, its a turning point towards the digital cinema age and we will see a lot more films like this in the future.

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Saw it yesterday. It has nothing to do with the original poem. Beowulf AND Hrotgar didn't fuck Grendel's mother?? And the dragon wasn't Beowulf's son? And Beowulf didn't became king of Hrotgar kingdom? And He wasn't in love with Wealthow??
For those who think that Grendel's mother was a monster : do a little research. Only modern translation say she his a monster. The original Old english version described her as a great warrior, not as a monster. She is more like Freyja or a Walkyrie.
But she wasn't a fucking sword masturbating naked pole dancer whore with high heels. And the worse part is she's not even wearing high heels, her feet are shaped like high heels! It's so gross!
Remembered Taking lives? Remebered how sad were Angelina's breasts? Well, this thing in Beowulf has nothing to do with the skeletor like Angelina we know. This character is more a Monica Belucci look alike. But if your upset by Angelina's transformation, look at Ray Winstone! Until today, I didn't know that this Scandinavian sex symbol was in fact a fat old guy...
But when your a fat 34 years old DnD addicted virgin, who cares! Reality if for dorks. And fantasy is for losers.

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Eh, not that hot.

What? You are saing Angelina is "not that hot"? Cmon dude! She's gorgeous!

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I'm guessing the real Angelina Jolie body looks more like Gollum/Sméagol in Lord of the Rings. But nastier.

C'mon! This isn't really Angelina's body! We have seen all of the photos in magazines and everywhere else. She is almost skeletal.

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That´s not Angelina Jolie!

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Ugh. Enough already. Only lezzies and bisexual girls think Angelina Jolie is sexy. Any man with two eyes can see she's just a hag with puffy lips.

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She stands for so much more than this but this is what is talked about.... KISS Blondeefy My Moments!*#$%

Its not as if she hasnt been nude in a movie before.....Original Sin, anyone?

Does she have high heels on?

Angelina Jolie is just too hot !!!

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I somehow managed to sit through this whole movie in 3D.

I think they did use Angelinas body as a model for CGI, but not for her character - for the Grendel character.
Alison Lohman seemed cuter in the movie than in real life.

I don't see why they are making such a big deal. They didnt say anything about the X-men movie and she really was naked and it wasn't an animated body. These people need to get real.

Lys, why do you have to bash Angelina Jolie like that?... by the sound of it it seems like you're jealous of her fame, wealth and looks, and talking crap about her like that makes yourself feel better, I can already see you as a kind of woman that no man would ever date (no offense, but that's the way you come across)

And I wonder why some people think that Beowulf doesn't looks so realistic... it does! I'm an amateur 3D artist and I know how freakin' difficult it can be to make CGI that looks THAT lifelike! most of you don't even know how 3D props are constructed, let alone humans, animals and other creatures and you dare criticize something that you don't know just how time consuming and difficult can be to create? gimme a break...