Oct 4 2007'Wall-E' Footage Shows Who Wall-E is Bangin'
OK, so you work at Pixar, and you're about to go to a trade show to exhibit your Short Circuit rip-off, Wall-E. You want to show them some cool footage so they can start making Wall-E lunchboxes and Happy Meal toys or whatever, but you don't want them to be so insanely excited that their brain literally explodes at how cute and family-friendly your comedy is, an event not uncommon at Pixar screenings. What do you do?
Answer: show them the new footage of Wall-E and his female robot friend, but juxtapose that with shots of a smug, chubby turd explaining how awesome it is, and include some footage so unfinished that it looks like a Trapper Keeper cover (see above).
See the trade show footage yourself here, at least until it's forcibly removed.

Reader Comments
1. Phil - October 4, 2007 2:19 PM
I think this will be a cool movie ... pause ... not!
First - bee-yotch!
2. Bobby - October 4, 2007 11:21 PM
I was so beatdown by your description I think I'll pass on the clip.
Ya know Phil, if you try really, really hard, you can probably be first at some other things too.
3. Spartacus - October 5, 2007 2:59 AM
And the clip is dooowwwwnnnn