Oct 16 2007Some Other Crap That Happened...
- Seven minutes of The Dark Knight will be shown prior to IMAX screenings of I Am Legend. This is the closest many nerds will ever come to "seven minutes of heaven." [Collider]
- Steve Antin is set to direct Burlesque, a contemporary musical set in a neo-burlesque club in Los Angeles, but he'll be telling his wife he's "watching the game with some friends." [Variety]
- Orson Welles' sole Oscar for Citizen Kane will be auctioned at Sotheby's, and is expected to fetch around a million dollars. If you win, remember to leave positive feedback (A++++++++++++++++ C@@L DEALER!!!) [Reuters]
- Director Joe Carnahan has confirmed the earlier rumor that Chris Pine will play young James T. Kirk in the upcoming Star Trek prequel. Pine will spend the next six months training in the art of double-karate-chopping the shoulders, then rolling out of the way. [Smokin' Joe Carnahan]

Reader Comments
1. mimang - October 17, 2007 6:11 AM
FIRST! and I'm in 6th grade so kiss my ass.
2. memphisto - October 17, 2007 11:48 AM
First, but with nothing to say. That's why children in the sixth grade are... CHILDREN.
Hope you get to second base soon.
Obligatory on-topic post: Don't forget the (Kirk-patented) double foot kick that leaves you lying on the ground at the complete mercy of anyone who comes along. That's why they don't teach it in any real martial arts class.
(I shouldn't be so hard on 11 year olds. I remember looking around in kindergarden at the bully, the tattletail, the ass-kisser, the booger eating moron, and thinking "boy, I'll sure be glad when these folks grow up". I was young and naive so it took me years to figure out that they never would.)
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4. Bobeyo - October 17, 2007 3:30 PM
@2: That last parenthetical remark really cracked me up. Exactly how I felt too.