'Repo! The Genetic Opera' Trailer Combines Many Awful Things

October 24, 2007 Comments

For years, I've been at least vaguely aware all of these things existed, for one reason or another: the unchecked music career of Paris Hilton, the declining judgement/career of Paul Sorvino, the goth adolescent mentality that keeps Hot Topic and Marilyn Manson relevant, leftover sets from the Saw series, flamboyancy.

Who could have guessed they would one day merge to create a terrible, operatic Voltron of bad taste?

Video evidence under the cut.

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