Oct 8 2007Open Letter to Makers of 'Anaconda' 3 & 4

Dear Sony:

I just read you have commissioned two more Anaconda films, replacing all of the original and sequel stars with David Hasselhoff. Why?

Granted, I don't know the people who saw Anaconda and its sequel, Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid, but I'll trust you that they exist and paid to see J.Lo fight a large snake. (By the way, did they get the Blood Orchid?) I doubt, however, that these hypothetical people would bother watching the same situation two more times.

More importantly, I think you're misinterpreting the recent popularity of David Hasselhoff. As a member of the coveted 18-35 demographic, I assure you we do not actually equate him with quality products or acting. If that were the case, we would be watching falsely-titled America's Got Talent and Baywatch reruns. Interest in David Hasselhoff is limited to jokes about his singing, bare chest, Knight Rider, and the above video of him drunkenly eating a hamburger. Similarly, we do not want movies with Chuck Norris or that kid who cries for Britney Spears just because they enjoyed a moment of popularity through the internet and novelty t-shirts.

Thank you for your time, and please never make these.

PS: Also, we won't think it's cute if an anaconda is on a plane.

Anaconda 3 and 4 shooting [Moviehole]

Reader Comments

why anyone would ever consider hiring him for anything other than a spoof on Knight Rider is beyond me.

Thanks for straitening out those f*tards at sony.

Oh, I saw Anaconda and LOVED it. To be fair, I was 11. And yes, these versions will be horribly awesome, especially after a bottle of wine. Bring it on, Hasselhoff!!

You're welcome for the tip.


And I guarantee these movies will make great stoned/drinking game movies. Can't wait for the DVD's.

so well

Nike af1 2009 hasbecome the fashion style of yong people now.

Nike air force is a simple solution to the modern day complex lifestyle.

nike running shoes is a good product.

Free shipping and top quality,Lowest price,comfortable fit
Hot Sale Puma Men's Baylee Future Cat II ,Puma Men's Speed Cat ,Puma Men's Future Cat GT Ferrari,Puma Men's Trionfo Lo L II,ect
sales@touchgucci.com
http://www.kisspuma.com

I agree you! excellent review!
Hot Sale Air Jordan Shoes,Free Shipping,Cheap
air jordan 1 sale,air jordan 3 for sale,nike air jordan six rings
Nike Air Jordan 7 Women's High-heel Shoes,nike air jordan 3 women's shoes
http://www.beautyjordan.com

They really don't have a shape to them, make women look like they have big feet, and they also look like you're walking around in public with slippers that is uggs.

It was a very nice idea! Just wanna say thank you for the information you have shared. Just continue writing this kind of post. I will be your loyal reader. Thanks again.

I think I will try to recommend this post to my friends and family, cuz it’s really helpful.
puma mens shoes

ugg boots online store

Accidentally come here , I am incomparable to enjoy myself when i appreciate your beautiful article from my deep heart!
Ugg boots sale

Thank you!That is great!Whether you possess a pair of Timberland shoes or not, we will always to welcome you to log in our website www.perfecttimberland.com. In our website store, we offer you high-quality Timberland Boots, Wonderful services, reasonable prices, We believe that our store is your best choice! If you are looking for a product with full service from our online store, please purchase from the franchised store instead.

It is a wonderful article.We are professional cheap men's shoes online store .We provide Nike shoes cheap ,Nike air jordan,Nike Shox R4 Torch Shoes,Nike Shox R4 Torch Shoes.Brand Discount.A rare opportunity.welcome to our web http://www.shoxhome.com/

Ugg boots (sometimes referred to as uggs or ug boots) are a style of sheepskin boot, with wool as the inner lining and a tanned outer surface worn by both men and women. Ugg boots often have a synthetic sole, although this is not universal. Uggs have been identified as a fashion trend for men and women since the early 2000s. In late 2008, Ugg boots grew again in popularity with men as male celebrities were seen in them.
http://www.llikeonline.com

Ugg boots (sometimes referred to as uggs or ug boots) are a style of sheepskin boot, with wool as the inner lining and a tanned outer surface worn by both men and women. Ugg boots often have a synthetic sole, although this is not universal. Uggs have been identified as a fashion trend for men and women since the early 2000s. In late 2008, Ugg boots grew again in popularity with men as male celebrities were seen in them.
http://www.llikeonline.com


I recently came accross your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first Bailey Button Ugg Boots comment. I don’t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.

uggs boots on sale. Let me count the ways I love you.

Post a Comment

Please keep your comments relevant to the post. Inappropriate or promotional comments may be removed. Email addresses are required to confirm comments but will never be displayed. To create a link, simply type the URL (including http://) or email address. You can put up to 3 URLs in your comments.