Oct 23 2007New 'Rambo' Trailer is Rambo-er Than Ever
You know when you go to an amusement park, or Times Square, or anywhere where a large number of people wear cameras, and there are those weird caricature guys? For ten dollars or so, they'll scribble together a mediocre drawing that exaggerates your features nearly beyond recognition, awkwardly incorporates some of your interests, and leave you with an insulting image you'll never show anyone.
Somehow, this latest Rambo movie has visually, thematically, and even down to Sly's distorted impression of himself, created this in film.
With that said, I present to you a caricature of Rambo, aptly titled Rambo, under the cut.
Reader Comments
1. first - October 23, 2007 5:29 PM
first bitchez!!!
2. second - October 23, 2007 5:38 PM
2nd that shit!!!!
3. dog collar addict - October 23, 2007 6:27 PM
do i really want to see an aged stallone reprising his rambo role? NO
4. Feckless - October 23, 2007 6:42 PM
My brothers acted out that dialogue almost verbatim many years ago playing out by the creek. At least Sylvester didn't steal their special effects: they taped the lumps off egg cartons all over their bodies and faces. Come to think of it, Predator AND Rambo may owe them for copyright infringement.
5. Viracocha - October 23, 2007 7:17 PM
so are the only people who comment on this site queer or female? if you can't see that this is going to be an over the top kick arse action film that should be enjoyed for what it is then go watch some more Golden Girls reruns or something. Seriously can't wait for this, not looking for good acting, just major arse kickin, and it looks like it will deliver that in bunches.
6. Feckless - October 23, 2007 7:57 PM
@5 - how gay is it to say 'arse'? Or maybe you are a hillbilly. Hillbillies can't follow plot twists. They can't read none too good either which might explain the 'arse' bit. And what is "over the top"? The Big Top? As in circus?
7. Lisa - October 23, 2007 7:59 PM
I've never seen a Rambo movie, and don't plan to start with this less-than-stellar looking addition to the series.
And yes, Viracocha, we're all queers and chicks here.. don't let Leatherdaddy's silky smooth palm smack your ass on your way out.
8. Mac - October 23, 2007 9:11 PM
So, now the criteria for "manliness" is mindlessly enjoying an over the hill, steroid abusing, nutcase ruthlessly killing a bunch of faceless enemies for no seemingly intelligent reason in an attempt to recapture some form of popularity he had during the '80's? Well, I'll turn in my man card first thing in the morning. Also, saying 'arse', no matter what, makes you sound like a jackass.
9. dude - October 24, 2007 1:32 AM
Man, that looks awesome. This is the kind of thing we've not seen at the movies since the 80's. These days, violence has to be rationalized -- as if the most primal of activities was preceded by higher-brain function. I'll pay my money, thank you.
10. Nate - October 24, 2007 8:45 AM
Rambo making a machette reminded me of the one Jason Vorhees had in Jason vs. Freddy. So, basically, Rambo is going to become Jason Vorhees.
Think about it. Rambo hides in the woods and kills people. So does Jason.
11. Viracocha - October 25, 2007 6:32 AM
free tampons in exchange for your man cards.
12. Viracocha - October 25, 2007 6:33 AM
arse arse arse, this movie is going to kick major ARSE!!!!
13. Feckless - October 25, 2007 6:52 PM
#11 really funny, thanks @12 Ok, I deserved that.