New 'Sweeney Todd' Trailer for Tough Dudes
October 22, 2007 Comments
Want to see Johnny Depp slit some throats and Sacha Baron Cohen playing a matador Borat but afraid going to see a musical will make you seem a bit, you know, gay? Not to worry. This new trailer for Sweeney Todd features all of the murdering you could want, while deliberately hiding all of the musical elements like you hid that high school role in Guys and Dolls from your disapproving father. When you're seeing this at the theater, just make sure to act really shocked and offended when Johnny Depp starts belting it out. Possible cover-up line: "What is this, Queeny Todd? I thought this was about a demon or some shit. When are they gonna get back to killing or football or something?"