Oct 16 2007Lindsay Lohan Would Be Good Playboy Bunny
Since Brett Ratner announced he was making Rush Hour 4 in the form of a Hugh Hefner biopic, gossip has been swirling about who will play the speaking-part Playboy Bunnies. (It's obvious from The Girls Next Door that they can barely play their constructed existences in real life, let alone a film.)
Finally, has B.R. given us the first hint of who we could see objectified. Responding to E!'s in-depth, alliterative question of "whether or not the rehabbed hottie could hack it," he said...
She's very talented...if she's sober. She would be great as a Playboy Bunny.
Whether he meant Playboy Bunny in the movie or as an alternative to getting sober wasn't clear. But on that subject, here are some other, similar good potential roles for Lindsay Lohan:
- Stripper (done!)
- General Slut
- Attention whore
- Drug addict
- Anthropomorphic crashing plane, spiraling to the earth in the showiest way possible
- Defendant in a Law & Order case clearly based on Lindsay Lohan
- Any combination of the above
Struts 'n' Such [E!]
Reader Comments
1. jumpin_j - October 16, 2007 2:08 PM
FIRST! Now that's outa the way, based on this photo, I think she's be great at playing a tangerine. Maybe an orange. Something citrusy. For the life of me, can't quite figure out why.
Oh I know... IT'S HER FRIGGIN TAN!
2. TetterkeT - October 17, 2007 9:27 AM
You forgot one other potential role: My Own Personal Cock Sheath.
3. sam - October 17, 2007 12:50 PM
The one bonus would be since Playboy Bunnies never speak (as ordered by Hef), Lindsay could get hammered on set and the director wouldn't have to worry about her slurring her lines.
4. jen - October 18, 2007 9:09 AM
she already played an attention whore in mean girls... two down, four to go!