Oct 31 2007'Fast Glass' Trailer--With High-Tech Plastic Planes
Of all the questions I have about Fast Glass--such as why Nick Carter is playing Jamie Kennedy playing a thug, why the teen heartthrob from 10 Things I Hate About You is in a movie rather than a drug-filled basement with JTT, and why this isn't officially a Fast and the Furious sequel--none is troubling me so much as why this movie isn't titled "High-Tech Plastic Planes."
Honestly, how many times are they going to tell me in a single trailer that they're running drugs in "high-tech plastic planes"? Is plastic revolutionary for plane construction? Why are they harping on this? They act like it's equivalent to saying the drugs are on the back of a pegasus, headed to the distant future. If you're going to say "high-tech plastic planes" that often, it had better either be the title or a codeword that will make me forget I saw this, which I'd prefer.
Reader Comments
1. Sarah - October 31, 2007 1:38 PM
I think this movie was completely discredited by the fact that they chose to use Limp Bizkit in the trailer.
2. Turel Darcloak - October 31, 2007 2:18 PM
Kick Carter and the Big Wolf on Campus vs. Goldberg and Matt Parkman? Count me in!
3. Ezra Sitt - October 31, 2007 2:19 PM
Wow. That looks like the worst piece of filth ever made. Right down to the name of the character "Escondido." I mean come on - seriously?
4. FernLaPlante - October 31, 2007 3:21 PM
I think I will wait for "Fast Pass" the movie about drug smuggling through the iPass lane of the Indiana turnpike.
5. sicasso - October 31, 2007 3:27 PM
wow, a steaming, hot pile of fresh squeezed straight-to-dvd is going to make it into theaters? weird.
6. doug e fresh - October 31, 2007 3:31 PM
When this trailer first came on all I was thinking was, "Man, this could REALLY be something special if only they added some Limp Bizkit and a cameo by a former WCW champion."
Vindicated.
7. misha - October 31, 2007 6:07 PM
Unlike conventional aircraft that use metal, these are almost completely plastic (fiber glass, the "glass" in "Fast Glass"), which makes them fairly light weight. I guess they are trying to make sure the audience knows where the movie title comes from.
8. Josh - November 2, 2007 9:35 AM
Oooh. Glass planes are soooo much cooler than old-school metal planes. These guys must really be high-tech badasses. Spare me.
9. pascale - November 2, 2007 12:51 PM
My g-g-generation! This looks almost as amazing and awe-inspiring as these "rare Jesus Christ pictures" i've heard tell about...