Oct 22 2007AM Poster Post: 'There Will Be Blood' Forecasts Bleeding
All the movie geeks I know are already excited about There Will Be Blood just because it's a new Paul Thomas Anderson film, which pretty much guarantees some degree of pretentious success.
But what about the teenage girls? How best to draw in that coveted 10 to 17-year-old female market that has made the woman-boy Zac Efron an international star? Simple. Show them Tiger Beat's latest replacement for the aging JTT, There Will Be Blood star DLL DDL--Daniel Day-Lewis. What girl can resist that NASCAR mustache, that inviting wink, that pained grimace? With a poster like this, opening night is going to look like the inside of a Claire's.
There Will Be Blood Poster [IMPA]
Reader Comments
1. sam - October 22, 2007 12:03 PM
they can market this movie as a teen menstruation instructional guide.
2. Bryan - October 22, 2007 12:54 PM
Don't you mean DDL, Daniel Day-Lewis?
3. Jay - October 22, 2007 1:12 PM
When did Daniel Day-Lewis become Sam Elliot?
4. halo - October 22, 2007 2:32 PM
whatever happened to old JTT?
5. Emily - October 23, 2007 1:56 AM
I would have sex with Daniel Day- Lewis in front of my grandmother. No wait, my great-grandmother.
Love,
Emily
ps. I am 19
pps. I am really, really weird and am well, just weird
6. Paul - October 23, 2007 3:42 PM
There's no way in hell that poster isn't a picture of Ted Levine. No way.
7. Feckless - October 23, 2007 7:06 PM
Yay Emily! I'll do sex with him in front of your greatgrandmother too (I call sloppy seconds)
8. Feckless - October 23, 2007 7:07 PM
Anyone want Emily's great-grandmother to ride shotgun during your sex? Evidently she's for hire...........