Oct 15 2007AM Poster Post: 'Kung Fu Panda' Requires Awesome Preparation

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All reasonable logic tells me that "Prepare for awesomeness" must, in some way that I'm missing, relate to Kung Fu or pandas, but I have no idea how. It has to, right? Because it's insane if the best tagline they could come up with is not in any way related to the movie, outside of calling it awesome. It's like, "Toy Story: This movie fucking rules." "Shrek: This thing's gonna knock you on your ass." "Cars: A real goddamner of a flick."

I'm also confused by the inclusion of such blatant skid marks.

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Damn, Fish, that's funnyl.

Anyone here play Sly Cooper? One of the villains was a kung fu panda.

Why does the panda wear pants?

Because no one wants to see his panda wang flapping in the wind.

Actually, I think prepare for awesomeness is a pretty cool tagline... totally influenced by snarky websites like our beloved IWatchStuff... "Toy Story: This movie fucking rules" woulda been pretty cool, too.

It's like ... man, I don't want to see it, but use of the word "Awesomeness" is my Kryptonite. I can't say no to it, I'll be first in line!

I am SO over witty/sarcastic/funny talking animals.

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