Oct 25 2007AM Poster Post: 'Hitman' International Poster
Judging by this latest poster, rather than admit Hitman's story is pulled from a video game, the studios prefer it looks like it's based on:
- An ad for expensive liquor.
- A hip-hop album cover.
- Airbrushed chrome.
- Staring.
Hitman Poster [IMPA]

Reader Comments
1. nominus - October 25, 2007 12:03 PM
What kind of a hitman wears a half-windsor knot? A lazy one, thats what kind.
2. Mella - October 25, 2007 5:17 PM
You've missed the point. This movie's plot is based on side-boob.
3. Bobeyo - October 25, 2007 6:31 PM
I've always hated the Hitman games, but this is just an exercise in lame. Look at him; he's unintimidating and goofy here, instead of shadowy and intimidating like on the game art. Actually, I kind of think that's funny, since I hate the games so much. Did I mention I hate the games? I'm sure he's going to carelessly murder that woman behind him in some slightly sensual and/or disgusting way. Yeah, that's why I hate the games.
4. ace of spades - November 13, 2007 2:57 PM
looks like he fell out a cheap batman movie.