Oct 3 2007AM Poster Post Bonus: 'The Other Boleyn Girl' is Either ScarJo or NatPo
Try to imagine Jay-Z's hit single Big Pimpin' translated into some kind of old Victorian dialect and played by an old-fashioney minstrel. That's what I want to be playing over this poster, but I have no idea how to go about that.
The Other Boleyn Girl Poster [Empire]
Reader Comments
1. Jake - October 3, 2007 11:40 AM
Henry VIII is amazing, almost as amazing as me even! Cause ScarJo and NatPo were at my house last weekend playing scrabble!
2. Jumpin_J - October 3, 2007 12:20 PM
Alright, who's the prankster that gave NatPo breasts in the poster? Everyone knows it she put 'em on the glass, she'd smash her face.
3. Drea - October 3, 2007 12:30 PM
Why is Natalie Portman wearing UB's necklace from Ugly Betty?
http://images.apple.com/itunesaffiliates/US/2007/01/9/UglyBetty_300x300.jpg
4. Willravel - October 3, 2007 1:02 PM
They stole my cast for my screenplay about lesbians! It was going to have the Hulk, too....
5. keenan - October 3, 2007 1:06 PM
who's hand is on portman's boob? if it's eric bana's, doesn't that kinda defy the flexibility and general ability of the human body?
bazaar!!
6. Neverwhere - October 3, 2007 1:52 PM
Drea...Betty is wearing a copy of Anne Boleyn's famous necklace.
Natalie is perfect for Anne, as both of them are entirely lacking in boobage. Or at least, Anne is supposed to be...but I guess you can't have a picture of ANY woman in Hollywood without cleavage nowadays. Sheeesh.
I am very excited for this film, but the poster is terrible. :/
7. Bobeyo - October 3, 2007 2:42 PM
Kinda funny how the real Mary & Anne Boleyn were such fugly old corpses, but they get hot young actresses to play them... I wonder why?
8. Tenured History Professor With Nothing Better to Do - October 3, 2007 3:26 PM
It wouldn't be "Victorian" unless you wanted to get all up in some Charles Dickens a few centuries later. I think you're looking for "Elizabethan." Considering that was Anne Boelynn's daughter and so forth.
9. Sarah - October 4, 2007 7:25 PM
At first glance I thought the hand over Natalie Portman's shoulder was her own and she was pointing at the viewer all sassy-like, and that was hilarious. It's kind of hard for me to imagine an actor who looks less like my idea of Henry VIII than Eric Bana - they've even left his hair and beard dark brown, when Henry was a redhead - but whatever, it should be an enjoyable, trashy/historical film if it's anything like the novel.
I attribute the apparent boobs to the awesome power of Elizabethan corsetry.
10. BonnieBarko - December 5, 2007 5:45 AM
at first view I thought the poster was a quickly done fake.
at a second, closer look it still looks like that.
totally synthetic. I had to grin about the comment(s) on Nat's eh 'cleavage',
really: who's fancy fantasies put up this poster? Ha!
11. 'Kica - March 10, 2008 7:40 PM
Is it just me, or is Natalie Portman wearing Ugly Betty's necklace?
12. Scarlet - June 27, 2008 10:49 AM
omg. Doesn't anyone know, that necklace was on the historical portrait of the real Anne Boleyn. They most probably took at from there. NOT Ugly Betty, which has nothing to do with THIS movie.
If you don't believe me, than look it up yourself. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Boleyn