AM Poster Post: '10,000 BC' Pits Man Against Snuffalufagus

October 4, 2007 Comments

While I'll stand by the ideal that anything with elaborate, violent battles between mammoth and man is probably worth seeing, I am a bit perplexed that they advertise it "From the director of Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow." Isn't that like Germany making their national slogan "from the country that gave you concentration camps and disgusting sausage"?

The New 10,000 B.C. Poster! [ComingSoon]

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