From ShockTillYouDrop, here's the poster for One Missed Call, another horror movie where a piece of exciting modern technology foretells the deaths of attractive people. In this case, the technology is mobile phone voicemail and the people are Shannyn Sossamon, whose friends were killed after the calls, and Ed Burns as the only detective who believes her. I expect by the end we'll realize Burns is the killer and that the entire film was a actually a long commercial for T-Mobile's myFaves when we learn through a brief Catherine Zeta-Jones cameo, "it turns out the only way to own a mobile phone and avoid being murdered is by getting free calls to your five favorite people, all with the same fantastic coverage and customer service you've come to expect."
The One Missed Call Poster! [ShockTillYouDrop]
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Many, many, many terrible movies come out each year--some even go on to make over $200 million and earn a sequel with "the girls"--but few reach the ultimate shit pinnacle of a 0% rating on RottenTomatoes.com. It's the film review world's equivalent to every student in your sch...
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I know the Japanese have bested us in consumer electronics, video games, math and science skills, and animated portrayals of sex with tentacles, but movie posters? I'm afraid so. This stylized, splattered silhouette is so much cooler than our version that it's hard to believe t...
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November 21, 2007
Teeth is about a girl with teeth in her vagina, which she uses to murder unsuspecting vagina-goers. I don't know what else to say about it, besides that I'm impressed that the tagline evokes one of the creepiest visions I've ever imagined, a mental montage of Georgia O'Keeffe p...
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