Knight Rider: No Hoff, No Thanks
Following the success of Transformers, Variety reports that NBC has plans to try their hand at another intelligent car-based program, remaking '80s classic Knight Rider. Not only does the article claim the series will introduce the idiotic idea of evil rival talking cars to go against KITT, there is no mention of David Hasselhoff reprising his role as Michael Knight. The only way this makes sense is if there will be twenty men playing the role of Knight, which would be roughly equivalent to one Hasselhoff.
For those that don't remember the series, under the cut is the final episode, in which an off-screen KITT selfishly tries to stop Michael Knight from enjoying his cheeseburger.
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