Sep 25 2007Jessica Biel as Wonder Woman in Male Triumph
In a huge win for the male collective consciousness, Variety announced that Jessica Biel will very possibly wear a Wonder Woman outfit for Warner Bros' Justice League of America. Somehow, through our private fantasies and drunken conversations, wanting more than anything to see Jessica Biel jump around in a bikini with a lasso, we've willed this to happen. Congratulations.
Some nay-sayers may try to bring up the valid point that there are rumors JLA will be CGI, meaning we don't get to see a real Jessica Biel dressed as Wonder Woman. Rest assured, even if that is the case, FHM, Maxim, or some other douchebag publication will surely still get her in that costume. We've done it, male collective. Next, let's try to make Pamela Anderson young again.
Jessica Biel in talks for 'Justice' [Variety]
Reader Comments
1. KC - September 25, 2007 1:17 PM
She's got the body, but not the acting talent.
2. Amy - September 25, 2007 2:07 PM
Yeah - she's going to suck. I really don't get the huge deal with her. Yes, she has an absolutely amazing body (and the time and money to keep it) but she's a complete butter-face. And a horrible actress.
If they are trying to make a good superhero movie, I can think of 10 other actresses (just as pretty - if not more) that could do it.
If they just want to get people in the theater to see some "hot" girl ruin a movie (Talking to YOU Katie Holmes!!) there's 50 other movies out there doing it right now.
Please please please please let this fall through. She will SUCK!
3. masterless - September 25, 2007 2:20 PM
Im ordering some lube now.
4. MrSemprini - September 25, 2007 3:35 PM
Big deal. She's already done it for me. True story. That lasso itches.
5. brblife.com - September 25, 2007 5:43 PM
Jessica Biel looks to be the new 'it' girl. But she should be, she has a totally smoking body, and her face is very girl next door. I think she did some nudes a little while ago, but I remember them not being so great. At least she is on the right track!
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6. Random Forest - October 18, 2007 11:58 AM
I sense another Batman and Robin. Star power will screw up yet another super hero movie.