Sep 4 2007Hitman Poster

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Latino Review brings us the latest poster for Hitman, starring Timothy Olyphant as the eponymous video game character. Fans will be pleased with how closely the lighting and pose mimic the game's packaging. Fans of candy-apple red ties will be pleased that their flashy accessory is finding popularity. Fans of baldness will be pleased that he's very bald. Fans of hiding their faces in shadow, possibly due to deformity or scarring, will still not be pleased, as it seems nothing will please these ugly freaks but a new head.

Hitman Poster [Latino Review]

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1. Barry LeFarge - September 4, 2007 5:09 PM

I hope the movie doesn't suck as much as the game.

2. Juan Bena - September 4, 2007 8:55 PM

Billy Zane, dang damn it!!

3. girlybat - September 6, 2007 1:58 PM

exactly! if this movie was gonna suck anyway, as 99.4% of all video game based movies do, why didn't they at least cast B-lister Billy Zane in the title role? his sexy bald head was meant for this! and then at least all of the girlfriends who'll be subjected to this tripe would have something to enjoy.

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