Sep 18 2007Caspian Teaser Poster Proves Prince Stole My Ivory Masturbator
Walt Disney pictures has just released the poster to the first Chronicles of Narnia sequel, Prince Caspian, with an image that finally confirms the foreign noble stole my pure ivory masturbator.
In this follow-up to The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, the Pevensie kids return to the magical realm of Narnia 1,300 years after their first adventure, giving Prince Caspian plenty of time to steal my expensive, engraved ivory pocket p****. Once there, the siblings find that King Miraz is attempting to off the rightful heir to the throne, known rare flesh-light thief, Prince Caspian. As I plan a return trip to Africa to find a tribesman capable of intricately engraving an elephant's severed tusk into something resembling a milky-white vaginal canal, Peter, Lucy, Susan and Edmund must find their friend Aslan to help defeat the evil Miraz. Will the kids save Prince Caspian and restore harmony to Narnia? Will they ever know the constant struggle of only finding sexual gratification through the slaughter of endangered species? Find out May 16!
'The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian' Official One-Sheet [Cinematical]
Reader Comments
1. KoRneY - September 18, 2007 6:41 PM
haha, great title.
2. Nigel - September 18, 2007 6:43 PM
Dude, you're sick! Take it easy with the "wanking" my excitement for the film got thrown off with your "addiction." Just get laid and stop with the gibberish remarks!!!!
3. Mella - September 18, 2007 7:22 PM
That Prince Caspian sure is pretty, but why is he dressed like Janet Jackson circa The Rhythm Nation Tour?
4. matt - September 18, 2007 7:24 PM
You sir (IWatchStuff guy), are brilliant.
5. OkieHeather - September 19, 2007 12:43 AM
I totally could have done without the sexual comments. Its a Christian film for pete's sake.
6. Dover - September 19, 2007 1:33 AM
wow, you used the same joke 6 times in one entry.
7. Ed - September 19, 2007 1:57 AM
The Superfish, IWS and Geekologie guys have really been on the ball this past month or so.
Hilarious.
8. databody - September 19, 2007 2:34 PM
wow, that's pretty risque for a christian movie, isn't it?! i mean, his pocket pussy has teeth on it for god sakes!
9. NoKite - September 19, 2007 9:14 PM
Yeah, lighten up with the sex stuff. You are making baby Jesus cry. And you are making teenaged Jesus text frownie faces to his jewish friends. And adult Jesus bled for your right of free speech, or something. Too bad he didn't live long enough to bring the troops home. :(
10. farming cacti - September 21, 2007 3:24 AM
jesus sucks. so does this writer. and all of you.
11. yuppers - September 21, 2007 11:59 AM
That's not just a pocket pussy, look at the other end - we all know where THAT goes. Anyways, no wonder you're always grouchy - that thing looks like it chafes pretty bad :D