Caspian Teaser Poster Proves Prince Stole My Ivory Masturbator
Walt Disney pictures has just released the poster to the first Chronicles of Narnia sequel, Prince Caspian, with an image that finally confirms the foreign noble stole my pure ivory masturbator.
In this follow-up to The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, the Pevensie kids return to the magical realm of Narnia 1,300 years after their first adventure, giving Prince Caspian plenty of time to steal my expensive, engraved ivory pocket p****. Once there, the siblings find that King Miraz is attempting to off the rightful heir to the throne, known rare flesh-light thief, Prince Caspian. As I plan a return trip to Africa to find a tribesman capable of intricately engraving an elephant's severed tusk into something resembling a milky-white vaginal canal, Peter, Lucy, Susan and Edmund must find their friend Aslan to help defeat the evil Miraz. Will the kids save Prince Caspian and restore harmony to Narnia? Will they ever know the constant struggle of only finding sexual gratification through the slaughter of endangered species? Find out May 16!
'The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian' Official One-Sheet [Cinematical]