Sep 24 2007'Burn After Reading' Destroys Brad Pitt's Sinuses

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brad-pitt-burn-after-readin.jpg If there was any doubt in your head that you wanted to see the Coen Brothers' Burn After Reading (even with John Malkovich, Frances McDormand, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt in the cast?!), let this little gem quell your doubts. On the set of the film this Sunday, Pitt was seen with a bloody nose and a bike helmet, screaming expletives. Print this out and it's perfect for acting out all of your aggression towards the rich and famous in a non-illegal manner. You may have great looks, tons of money, and a phenomenally beautiful wife, but look how I busted your grill, you bitch. Plus, you still have all those kids who are definitely going to resent you in a few years, so enjoy it while it lasts, pretty boy.

Brad Pitt Has a Bloody Nose [Just Jared]

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1. nominus - September 25, 2007 10:39 AM

It's clear from the above photo that Brad Pitt wishes he was me. What a tool. What do you wanna bet those kids aren't even really his? What a loser.

2. Ryan - September 25, 2007 10:50 AM

Brad and Angelina aren't married. Get it right, bastard ho. Journalism my ass.

3. melissa - September 29, 2007 10:14 AM

his hair looks too nice to have been in that helmet. DURP

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