Aug 21 2007Wilson, Aniston in Marmaduke-Style Disaster
As described in the pun and alliteration-filled Variety headline, "Wilson, Aniston fetch Fox feature," Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston are going to be in a movie with a dog. Like Marmaduke or Beethoven before him, the titular dog of Marley & Me is an incorrigible canine that wreaks havoc, gets kicked out of obedience school, destroys things, and yet somehow isn't abandoned or put-down by the owners. Unlike Marmaduke or Beethoven, however, Marley is a Labrador Retriever, and thus isn't comically large. This subtle difference is what separates this future work of art from that frivolous rubbish.
Wilson, Aniston fetch Fox feature [Variety]
Reader Comments
1. Bum Fuck - August 21, 2007 12:29 PM
Great, two characters who'll be licking ass.....while the other sucks it.
2. Sugraf - August 21, 2007 12:48 PM
This is actually based on a book of the same title. Non-fiction, as I understand it.
3. Batman - August 21, 2007 4:33 PM
For the love of God. Not another animal movie.
4. Kevin - August 21, 2007 4:40 PM
So Jennifer Aniston has to co-star with an animal with a big nose that can lick its own balls. And also with the dog.
5. papa bear - August 21, 2007 8:42 PM
oh wow! Another refreshingly original idea from mainstream Hollywood! I am going to log onto Fandango and see if I can reserve 5 tickets right now! The other 4 will be so I never forget the event of seeing this masterpiece!
On an unrelated note, has anyone seen my anti-sarcasm medications?
6. Joe - August 21, 2007 11:33 PM
Movie might suck, but if you've ever owned a dog the book is really good.