Aug 15 2007Trapped in the Closet Available Online!
Since the announcement they were coming, I completely forgot that new chapters R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet have finally been released and are available online! IFC's site has the 12 original episodes, a 12.5 recap, 13-15 of the 22, and a who's who character map to help remember which characters are married, which are having affairs, and which are dwarfs popping out of cabinetry. Either watch now or fight to retain relevance as you realize you've missed our generation's Star Wars.
Trapped in the Closet [IFC]
Reader Comments
1. Pedro - August 15, 2007 11:17 AM
Does anybody care about R. Kelly? Anyone, anyone...Bueller, Bueller...
2. Gina - August 15, 2007 11:30 AM
I was going to say the same thing as Pedro. R Kelly is boring.
3. Conor S - August 15, 2007 1:50 PM
I know who's trapped in the closet, the 13-15 year old girls....that's who!
4. joflo - August 15, 2007 7:40 PM
let the drinking games commence.
5. Naomi Ray - August 16, 2007 12:26 AM
Holy God, these episodes, or whatever they're calling themselves, are by far the most.... shit, forget about it. I'm not even going to start, just watch them. They leave you entirely speechless.
6. Bobby - August 16, 2007 3:20 PM
Ya know, cream and crap rises to the top. Guess which one these are.........
7. lulu - August 17, 2007 2:30 PM
I was just standing here. Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet
Then John Travolta come and now, John Travolta in the closet too.
Please Tom Cruise and John Travolta come out the closet!
But then I calm myself down, and I pull out my gun!
[pulls out the gun and cocks it. Everyone screams and scatters, but the reporter keeps his composure.]
[grabs a random woman and holds her hostage]
If Tom Cruise and John Travolta don't come out the closet, I'm gonna cap this biiitch!