The Nines Trailer
Someone forgot to walk Ryan Reynolds.
Watch this trailer to John August's The Nines and see if you have any idea what it's trying to do besides elicit the response, "That shit looks f***ed up, dog." First it seems like a supernatural horror, then it's like some multiple identity Fight Club nonsense, then it's some kind of Beatles Revolution #9 tribute, then it's some kind of reference to The Sims, then Alanis Morisette's Ironic music video. I don't know what to think.
With this film and The Number 23 with Jim Carrey, is there going to be some new trend of spooky re-occuring number movies? I hope so, because if they ever get to 69 I've got some pretty hilarious and original jokes in store involving simultaneous oral sex.
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