Aug 1 2007Pixar's Wall-E Teaser Poster

The poster to Pixar's latest, Wall-E, takes a graphical approach that I think really works. I could only find a low resolution version so far, so I can't tell what the text at the bottom reads, but I'm hoping it explains why he looks like such a miserable bastard.

Reader Comments
1. ryan smith - August 1, 2007 12:44 PM
I've kinda got most of it, what it says at the bottom, the blanks are the words I can not read at all.
Kiss your waste worries goodbye with WALL-E (Waste Allocation Load Lifter - Earth-class) Combining the ______ is _______ technology with the quality and dependability of ____, your _____ will soon be a thing of the past.
2. ryan smith - August 1, 2007 12:45 PM
The third blank is BNL!
I'm so bored I have to figure this whole thing out.
3. ryan smith - August 1, 2007 12:46 PM
Oh, its, "Combining the latest in computer technology...."
OMG only one word left!
4. ryan smith - August 1, 2007 12:49 PM
Oh its:
Kiss your waste worries goodbye with WALL-E (Waste Allocation Load Lifter - Earth-class) Combining the latest in computer technology with the quality and dependability of BNL, your trash will soon be a thing of the past.
YAY....now I gotta find somethin else to do...aw man..
5. Melladior - August 1, 2007 1:07 PM
Johnny 5 is ALIVE!!
6. Lukas - August 1, 2007 2:00 PM
http://bp1.blogger.com/_nIqrDPD-Np8/Rq2DxjVgFEI/AAAAAAAAAtM/jOF9h-kH76c/s1600-h/wall_e_postcard_1.jpg
better resolution pic?
7. Ty - August 1, 2007 4:00 PM
its compaction technology, not computer
8. Ty - August 1, 2007 4:02 PM
and that last post was without the better resolution pic.........I'm just sayin'
9. Stantz - August 1, 2007 4:20 PM
He's miserable because he's been the only moving thing on earth for about 700 years. All the humans relocated to the moon (after killing the planet - Al was right) and turned into 300lb couch potatoes. The point to make about this film, is that there's 99% ZERO DIALOGUE.
If Pixar's every gonna really shine, it's now.
10. papa bear - August 1, 2007 6:53 PM
Pixar usually makes good stuff and this looks a bit more experimental from them. Should be interesting. Finding Nemo was the only one I really thought was flawed so far.
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11. Skatelip - August 1, 2007 8:27 PM
BNL?
Barenaked Ladies are a mega-corporation in the future?
huh.
12. joflo - August 1, 2007 8:48 PM
man. that was some great effort put in by ryan. wtg team!
13. papa bear - August 2, 2007 4:29 AM
@#12 absolutely. Ryan dominated that thing. I would have given up ages ago and went crying into my juice box. :)
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14. Giggleloop - August 2, 2007 9:18 AM
I think that the text makes it fairly obvious why he's miserable - he's a robot, a marvel of technology, and he's a frigging GARBAGEMAN. :( *hugs Wall-E*
15. Mounimou - August 2, 2007 10:20 AM
That's pretty awesome... The movie looks like it has alot of potential .. definitely different from anything else we have seen before ... and way cooler than Johnny 5.. if thats possible ofcourse
16. Mr. Truth. - August 2, 2007 12:46 PM
Kiss your waste worries goodbye with WALL-E (Waste Allocation Load Lifter - Earth-class) Combining the LATEST in COMPACTION technology with the quality and dependability of BNL, your TRASH will soon be a thing of the past.
17. Paul Allen - September 7, 2007 12:17 PM
Where is everyone getting this plot synopsis info on Wall-E? I'm dying for some nuggets? When is the trailer coming out? When!!?
Like the news that Jeff Garlin is a (or maybe the only?) voice in this film. That corpulent dude is funny.