Aug 13 2007Merv Griffin Dies, TMZ Mourns

Merv Griffin, renowned talk show host and creator of Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune, has died of prostate cancer at the age of 82. The always-respectful organization TMZ, best known for capturing starlets' vaginas as they exit vehicles, was quick to create the touching eulogy above. Of course, now that that they've wasted this idea they'll have to use the moving image of a skeleton splayed across the big wheel if Pat Sajak dies.
1925-2007 [TMZ]

Reader Comments
1. Stuey - August 13, 2007 1:24 PM
Oh geeze. The lady is clapping... Im trying not to laugh but I laugh out of stupidity and lack of tact those people have.
2. vanman - August 13, 2007 2:00 PM
funny funny stuff
3. sva1994 - August 13, 2007 2:27 PM
Yeah, because the site is SO much more respectful........
4. Joe Melnick - August 13, 2007 11:45 PM
What do you mean 'if' Pat Sajak dies?