Aug 1 2007Maxim Moving Into Pictures
Maxim's Hometown Hotties campaign goes to hometowns searching for hotties.
Maxim is teaming up with Screen Gems in a three-picture deal that will continue targeting the horny douchebag demographic that currently stocks their bathroom with the magazine. First will come Virginity Rocks, whose title may disagree with many Maxim readers that actually hate virginity, preferring sex regardless of consent. Not to worry, fellas--the plot revolves around "a gorgeous transfer student who clings to her virginity and gets all the promiscuous girls in school to abstain from sex; in response, the popular guys ask the school stud (the popular guy and school stud are different people?!) to try to bed the poster girl and ending her 'virginity rocks' campaign."
Future films will continue the seldom explored "dudes getting laid" theme with Fired Up, the story of two horny guys attending a cheerleading camp (I hope they have sex with cheerleaders!), and Mardis Gras about three horny guys trying to have sex in New Orleans (I hope they have sex with Louisianans!). Like the magazine, all three films will be mildly amusing and only passably filthy enough to masturbate to.
Reader Comments
1. Pedro - August 1, 2007 12:01 PM
Uh, wasn't that first film already done. I think it was called John Tucker Must Die. The only difference is all the school whores quit having sex in this new movie.
2. Jeff - August 1, 2007 12:15 PM
Yet another nail in Hollywood's coffin.
3. Rick - August 1, 2007 1:11 PM
LMAO"regardless of consent"
4. papa bear - August 1, 2007 6:47 PM
on the short list of 'worst ideas ever' this picture deal has to be WAYYY up there. Sounds about as relevant as the National Lampoon's brand right now.
http://www.sithomeandrot.com
5. Bobby - August 1, 2007 8:34 PM
Well, lets all say hello to the next crappy movie! This would be a good premise if it was Maxim Europe or South America. We would be assured of naked women everywhere, however this will be the Maxim USA, shooting for the PG-13 side boob in a bikini market.
Worst idea this week...... so far.
If you're gonna make crappy movies, just make a Norbit sequel instead?
6. ginny - August 2, 2007 1:12 AM
ah yes, equating female nudity with a good premise, your tastes are indeed refined
7. Wix - August 2, 2007 7:27 AM
These movies will be like watching a teaser for softcore porno for an hour and a half, boy doesn't that sound like fun.
8. Bobby - August 2, 2007 1:49 PM
Ginny,
If they're going to make a crappy movie, might as well add something of value to it, like naked women. If it's a Maxim movie, you're not gonna get intricate storylines or a thought provoking premise, you're gonna get scantily clad women.
If liking naked hot women defines me in your eyes, then I'm okay with that
9. cgibin - August 3, 2007 2:27 PM
Just what we need: more adolescent boys leaving the theaters with wood.